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Tuesday Tales 027: Half-human

The twenty-seventh prompt from online writing group Tuesday Tales (my twenty-first story for them) was a photograph of a limousine and a plane (with a 300-word limit) and below is the result.

Tuesday Tales provides a new prompt each week, the members write a story inspired by it and post it on our blogs / websites. Then we email the link and first two or three sentences to Jean Joachim. She then posts them on the Tuesday Tales blog (on a Tuesday :) ), gives us the link then we go out and shout about it. So, without further ado, here is my 292-worder.

Half-human

Winning a luxury weekend for two to Paris, all expenses paid, should have been the thrill of a lifetime for Nicky until she realised she’d have to choose someone to go with her. Boyfriend, girlfriend, or mother.

Mother could be discounted quite easily, she would have assumed she’d be last choice, and wouldn’t even have to know.

Nicky’s girlfriends would be too engrossed in their own love lives to notice that she was away.

So that left boyfriend, but which boyfriend should she take? Graham who she’d known since school and was now more boring than watching a slug climb uphill; Terry her boss who would say “yes” but cancel at the last minute because his wife picked that weekend to drag him round Ikea; or Pierre, the sickly-smooth eye candy who came from the city of love and would jump at the chance to show her round his old stomping ground, probably bumping into a few of his amours in the process.

Nicky’s heart told her Pierre – he’d have to ask for time off from the restaurant but she’d met his boss and thought that was feasible, he’d seemed fairly human.

But her head told her Graham – put some romance back into their relationship, see if there were still embers glowing or whether they were as soggy as his fishing gear.

“Graham,” she said when she arrived home from work.

“Yep,” he’d replied, half-listening, hovering over a tub of maggots.

“Busy next weekend?”

“Nope.”

“Great,” she said, smiling. “Going away on business, so you’ll look after the house, yes?”

“Er, OK,” he’d said just as the front door slammed.

On the way to Chez Bernard’s, Nicky figured that even if Pierre’s boss was only half-human she could do a lot worse.

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The links to the earlier prompts, and resulting stories, and the forthcoming prompts can be found on this blog’s Tuesday Tales page. Do go and check out the Tuesday Tales blog – it’s a wonderful idea supported by talented writers.

So, not only can you read these stories but you could also write your own using the prompts given each week. There’s no word count limit. Single-word prompts are something I regularly give my Monday night workshop and it’s amazing how different our stories can be.

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything… and follow me on Twitter where each new posting is automatically announced. You can also read / download my eBooks and free eShorts at SmashwordsSony Reader StoreBarnes & NobleiTunes BookstoreKobo and Amazon, with more to follow. I have a new forum, friend me on Facebook, like me on Facebook, connect with me on LinkedIn, find me on Tumblr, complete my website’s Contact me page or plain and simple, email me.  I also now have a new blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are weekly episodes, usually released Monday mornings UK time, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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5PM Fiction 010: Phonetics – A Winter’s Tale

Welcome to the tenth in the new series: 5pm Fiction. Late April 2011 I discovered
http://StoryADay.org
and the project that is to write 31 stories in 31 days. Anyone who knows me or follows this blog, knows how passionate I am about short stories so my clichéd eyes lit up at this new marvel. And just a few days later there I was, breathing life into new characters. This went on to become (with some editing of course) my 31-story collection eBook Story A Day May 2011.

I was nearing completion of the 2012 project when I decided that I didn’t want to stop at the end of May so 5PM Fiction was born. I put a load of prompts on the 5PM Fiction page and today’s prompt was to write a story including the following features: motorway worker, ballerina, parking ticket, library, he’s trodden on her foot, insomnia, so here is my 670-worder.

Phonetics – A Winter’s Tale

“What the…!”
“Sorry! Oh God, I’m so sorry. Me and my bovver boots.”
“Shhh…”
“Sorry. Is your foot OK?”
“Fine.”
“I’m so… I couldn’t sleep last night and had nothing to read so…”
“Nothing?”
“No.”
“You don’t keep any books in the house?”
“Flat.”
“Not even classics?”
“No.”
“Shakespeare.”
“Nope.”
“The Bible, then. Everyone has a Bible.”
“God, no… sorry, are you?”
“You say ‘sorry’ a lot.”
“I do, yes.”
“Divorced?”
“How did you know? Oh, saying ‘sorry’. It used to work…”
“Then didn’t and she left you. Shame.”
“Not really.”
“So you have plenty of time to read.”
“Not really. I’m always on the motorway, or sleeping.”
“Sorry?”
“It’s catching.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
“You work on the motorway presumably.”
“Spot on.”
“And you work from the minute you get there ’til you finish?”
“No. There are lunch breaks, other breaks… when it’s raining. This is England.”
“Perfect.”
“For…”
“Reading.”
“I suppose, but I’m with the lads.”
“Can’t you get away?”
“Not really. The porta cabins are noisy and the motorway’s… Besides, they’ll think…”
“Does it matter?”
“Don’t suppose so.”
“How many of you are there?”
“40. 50 maybe.”
“Wow. You could…”
“I could…?”
“Start a book group?”
“I don’t think so. They’re very…”
“You could ask.”
“I guess. You like reading, don’t you. Big stack of books you’ve got there. They allow you that many at once?”
“I have two cards.”
“Isn’t that a bit greedy.”
“Not both mine.”
“Old man’s?”
“Yes.”
“Large print. Very old man.”
“Yes. Neighbour.”
“Sorry, being nosey.”
“You weren’t going to say ‘sorry’ again.”
“I wasn’t? Force of habit. Whilst I’m being nosey, and getting away with it…”
“You were?”
“I thought so but…”
“Go on.”
“What do you do that lets you read so much? The old man… a carer?”
“No.”
“Librarian.”
“Not even close.”
“Indoors though.”
“Mostly.”
“For a company.”
“Yes.”
“You’re very…”
“What?”
“Skinny.”
“Naturally slim.”
“I should pick my book and go… before I get a parking ticket.”
“What are you going for? The book.”
“Something with action, shortish chapters.”
“James Patterson’s are short, about one or two pages mostly.”
“That’s ridiculous.”
“He’s very popular. Most borrowed… or stolen, can’t remember which.”
“People’s steal from libraries?”
“I meant bookshops but yes, they probably do.”
“Isn’t that pointless? Aren’t they free?”
“They are but you need a card.”
“Which is free, or at least mine was.”
“They are. So you’ve guessed I work for a company, indoors and I’m skinny. What do I do?”
“Secretary.”
“Are secretaries skinny?”
“Not necessarily.”
“OK, clue…”
“Your foot. You’re a chiropodist.”
“Nope.”
“Treading on a spot. You squash spiders. Bug exterminator.”
“No. I’m going to have to tell you.”
“One more clue.”
“Swan Lake.”
“You make matches.”
“No. That’s Swan Vesta. I don’t even smoke.”
“Me neither. Disgusting habit.”
“Swan Lake… conservationist… no… oh, man in black tights… baddie, dark music. Yes. Ballerina. Of course.”
“We’re going through early rehearsals at the moment so plenty of time…”
“Where are you playing?”
“At the Royal, do you know it?”
“The wife took me there once. It was funny. Graham Greene, I think. Not somewhere to go on your own though.”
“Why not?”
“I don’t know. It’s just… I don’t know. Never think of it, I suppose, like reading.”
“Step on a Crack.”
“Sorry?”
“James Patterson. It’s very good.”
“OK, thanks. And sorry about your foot.”
“No more ‘sorries’, OK?”
“I’ll try.”
“And come to the ballet. You might enjoy it.”
“Sure. What are you doing?”
“You wouldn’t know it, it’s a bit of a classic.”
“Try me.”
“It’s Shakespeare.”
“Oh.”
“Haven’t you got to get back to your car?”
“My car! I didn’t even catch your name…”
“Juliet. Bye then.”
“Bye, Juliet.”
And as Mike watched her walk away, he wanted to run after her, ask for her number, give her his but she wouldn’t have taken him serious had she known, that despite everything he’s romantic, that’s he half-Italian, told her the reason why his colleagues make fun of him… that his surname is Romeo.

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Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are weekly episodes, usually released Monday mornings UK time, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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