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Author Spotlight no.143 – Anthony Miller

webbadgesponsorComplementing my daily blog interviews, today’s Author Spotlight, the one hundred and forty-third, is of second-place winner of the fiction Shirley You Jest! Book Award (of which I’m a sponsor) Anthony Miller.

Anthony Miller is a trial lawyer who spends most of his time helping corporations fight about widgets, self-cleaning kitty-litter boxes, and talking light switches.  He has a personality disorder that makes him think it’s fun to stand up and talk in front of people, and realized early on that juries are among the best and most readily-available captive audiences in the world.

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After years of getting paid by corporate benefactors to make up stories, Anthony decided he ought to branch out and try his hand at not getting paid for it, and so wrote a profane and offensive (his words :) ) book about Satan called ‘What Would Satan Do?’

He’s currently hard at work on a sequel called ‘Bjørn Again’, in which Scandinavians, having grown tired of making safe cars and flat-pack furniture, decide to return to their Viking roots of sacking and pillaging.  When he’s not writing, Anthony says he “heads up the Pave the World Campaign, which is a for-profit organization created to fight vicious, man-eating polar bears by promoting the cause of global warming”.

And now from the author himself:

wwsdcover‘What Would Satan Do?’ is a silly book that might be appropriate for anyone who liked Christopher Moore’s ‘Lamb’, or anything by Douglas Adams (in particular, ‘The Long Dark Tea-Time Of The Soul’).  It’s the story of what would happen if Satan decided to skip the whole End Times thing to retire on Earth.  I was in a Bible study class (don’t even ask), reading Revelations, which is basically this wild prophecy that tells what’s going to happen at the end of the world.  As I understood it, Satan’s job would be to get the ball rolling, only to have God show up all triumphant at the end to case Satan into the Pit of Despair.  It occurred to me that if God is omniscient, and He is the unmoved mover, and if He came up with the whole plan for Judgment Day, then Satan is little more than a pawn, and that just seems kind of unfair.  I figured that if I were Satan, I’d blow off Judgment Day and take off for a holiday somewhere nice.

I then invited Anthony to provide an extract of his writing and this is the short, short story ‘Love With Connected Heads’…

connectedheadsJames and I are in love.  We’re also Siamese twins, and have been connected at the head since birth.  I once heard a woman say, talking about our love, that we’re “connected at the hip”.  I had to stop right there and correct her.  No, lady, you’re wrong – our craniums are fused together.

But our connection runs deeper than our blend of bone, sinew, and flesh.  In fact, I can actually taste what he eats.  We love soup.  And though we have two, separate hearts (along with all the other vital organs), they really do beat as one, because we share a circulatory system.

Lately, though, I’ve been worried.  I think James is starting to look at other women.  It’s hard to tell, because the way our heads are connected means his eyes actually point in the opposite direction from mine.  We have to cooperate to turn around, which makes it pretty tricky to catch him looking.  By the time I speak up and say, “Hey, let’s turn around so I can look at something,” and he goes, “What?” and I’m like, “Just something I want to see,” and he’s all, “What is it?” and I go, “Can we just turn around already?” it’s usually too late.

I don’t know what to do.  I trust James like I trust myself, but I know there’s something going on.

You can find more about Anthony and his writing via…

WWSD? Blog: http://www.robotsandlava.com

Satanic Magic Eight Ball: http://www.robotsandlava.com/apm/index.php?page=8ball

WWSD? on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/whatwouldsatando

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/What-Would-Satan-Do-ebook/dp/B005MKZEJ0

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The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with novelist, philosopher and writer for children (and translator) Will Buckingham – the five hundred and seventy-sixth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

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As I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t unfortunately review books but I have a list of those who do, and a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me posting it online in my new Red Pen Critique Sunday night posts, then do email me. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
 

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5a.m. Flash 061212 – December deadline writing competitions

Every now and then at 5a.m. (probably posted by my clone) I will be bringing you a newsflash, update on what I’m doing, invited guest piece, or whatever takes my fancy, and today I’m talking writing competitions.

I have a Competitions Calendar on my blog and below are some competitions that have December deadlines.

NB. I may well not have tried these competitions myself so please take a good look at the websites before parting with money and submitting your hard work!  ALSO please note that not all the competitions run each year so please check their validity before entering (and their guidelines do change from year to year).

DECEMBER
  • Children’sThe Frances Lincoln Diverse Voices and www.theredtelephone.co.uk.
  • Flash FictionIndies Unlimited hosts a weekly 250-word max. prompt competition – see Indies Unlimited. Also see ‘Short stories’ below.
  • Flash Fiction: Writer Austin Briggs runs a monthly 55-word competition (different theme each month). It’s free to enter and you can win $55 (of his own money!).
  • Mixed: Christian magazine Pockets has a different theme per month.
  • Mixed (novels & short story collections): iWriteReadRate and Cornerstones Literary Consultancy (http://www.voteformyebook.com) are offering a monthly social competition to members of the community – see ‘Monthly’ towards the end of this page.
  • Playwriting: New Perspectives has a £1000 prize fund for their Dream Up script competition which ends 21st December. Open to any writer living in the East Midlands area of England, the theme is ‘Starting out in the East Midlands’ and should last no longer than 10-15 minutes with a maximum of four characters. See http://newperspectives.co.uk/STEPUP for more details.
  • Poetry: Print Express are running their first poetry competition and this is free to enter, with the winner will receive £100 worth of Amazon vouchers. The theme is ‘Winter’ and poems must be no longer than 45 lines. The deadline for this is the 28th December 2012.  You can view further details here: http://www.printexpress.co.uk/blog/2011/10/17/the-print-express-poetry-competition
  • Poetry: Other poetry competitions include Anthony HechtHolland Park Presswww.le.ac.uk/engassoc and Writing Magazine (WM: subscriber-only theme: waiting for the post).
  • Screenwriting: Canada-based Wildsound run monthly screenwriting competitions.
  • Screenwritingwww.screenplay-competition.com.
  • Short storiesHayley Sherman runs a monthly short story competition for submissions on any subject up to 2,000 words. The winners are published on the website, promoted online and receive a £10 First Writer voucher. All entrants are also considered for publication in The New Short Story Annual at the end of the year. Deadline 25th of the month. Heather Marie Schuldt runs a similar contest, although 500-750 words max., but with the same deadline.
  • Short storiesWriters’ Village runs a quarterly short story competition which attracts entrants worldwide. Click here for the rules… and every entrant receives invaluable critique! Their winter deadline is 31st December.
  • Short stories: The Bath Short Story Award opened October 2012 for entries – see ‘March’.
  • Short storiesFive Stop StoryGlimmer Train (different category each month), Willesden Heraldwww.westcountrywriters.comWords MagazineWriting Magazine (WM: open to all theme: first line ‘This won’t be as much fun, Jessica thought.’ / subscriber-only theme: moving on).

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As I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t unfortunately review books but I have a list of those who do, and a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me posting it online in my new Red Pen Critique Sunday night posts, then do email me. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 

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Author Spotlight no.137 – Robin O’Bryant

Complementing my daily blog interviews, today’s Author Spotlight, the one hundred and thirty-seventh is of non-fiction author and first-place winner of the non-fiction Shirley You Jest! Book Award (of which I’m a sponsor) Robin O’Bryant.

Robin O’Bryant is a humor columnist and stay-at-home-mother to three daughters born within four years. She finally figured out where babies come from and got herself under control.

Her first book, Ketchup is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves, has been rated #1 by reader reviews on Amazon in two genres: Humor Essays and Parenting & Families since December 2011.

Robin won the South Carolina Press Association’s award for Best Humor Column for 2012. She was a Circle of Mom’s Top 25 Funniest Moms 2011 and 2012. Babble has listed Robin’s Chicks as Top 10 Funniest Parenting Blog and her work has been featured on Huffington Post.  She uses her blog and newspaper columns to teach women helpful tips such as: how to breastfeed behind your back (only applies to lactating women with a DD cup or larger), how to talk to your daughters about man parts, and how to write a proper gold fish obituary.

And now from the author herself:

I’ve been an avid reader and writer my entire life. As a child it was common for me to have dark circles under my eyes from staying up into the wee hours to read. I’ve journaled since I could write a complete sentence and throughout my life I have been told repeatedly, “You should write a book.”

I wanted to, I really did. I wanted to be a writer but I had no idea what to write about. I was good at expressing myself in words but I wasn’t creating new worlds or going all J.K. Rowling in my free time. Reading and writing were private passions until my third child was born. Three daughters in four years, it’s all a blur. Do the math, people. That’s a lot of crazy.

I was writing about my kids extensively, because that’s what I do. I am compelled to write about my life. But because my husband and I lived hundreds of miles from our families, I was also sending out mass emails on a daily and weekly basis to update our families on our shenanigans. And I heard it again and again, “You should write a book.” (Please note: this doesn’t always mean you should and I realized that this was my mom and she might be a little biased.) I realized I might have an audience when my family members started forwarding my emails to everyone in their contact lists and I began receiving feedback from people I didn’t know. I started a blog and somehow convinced the editor of our local paper to let me write a weekly family humor column.

I started outlining Ketchup is a Vegetable and Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves and wrote like a mad woman. I signed with Jenny Bent in July of 2009 and began the arduous process of editing and revising. Because platform is so important, I had a lot of work to do in building my blog readership and expanding my humor column. Jenny has been a great source of information, an editor, advocate, writing teacher, butt-kicking motivator for me for the last three and half years.

We decided to take a calculated risk and self-publish Ketchup (available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble) to further expand my platform. It worked. I’ve sold a fair share of books and Ketchup has spent almost 11 months rated #1 by reader reviews in two categories on Amazon: Humor Essays and Parenting & Families.

Due to the success of the book, we published a separate e-book only collection of my best humor columns titled A Second Helping (available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble). I’m currently working on the proposal for my third book.

You can keep up with me online by reading my blog, Robin’s Chicks, liking my Facebook Author page or following me on Twitter. November 30th is Ketchup’s first birthday and I’ll be giving away signed copies on my Facebook page for the next few weeks!

Morgen: Congratulations. Thank you, Robin.

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The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with writer and publisher Rosemary Kind – the five hundred and fifty-fifth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

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You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books (including my debut novel!) and I also have a blog creation / maintenance service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 

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Flash Fiction Friday 061: Carte Blanche by Marion Grace Woolley

Welcome to Flash Fiction Friday and the sixty-first piece in this series. This week’s is a 922-worder by multi-genre author guest bloggerinterviewee and spotlightee Marion Grace Woolley, which won first place in the Swanezine Short Story Competition in December 2011. :)

Carte Blanche

We’re like the sea, you and I. Rolling to a thick, deep rhythm that only we can hear. That invincible river of truth running between two distant shores, the type of truth you can drown in. 

Some nights, that’s exactly what happens, dragged beneath the surface of my own consciousness. Pulled under by the crocodile teeth of my own lies, ready for that final death roll. I wake, sweat drenched and sour in my own scent. Afraid that I will never be able to rise again, back to the cool oxygen that my body craves.

That’s the thing about cravings. Some things you crave because, without them, your flesh would die. You need to breathe, to eat, to drink. But other things – you need them just as much, but, in needing them, you’re killing yourself.

You never understood that, did you? You never quite got it.

And now it’s too late. Every day of our lives I tried to explain it to you. Tried to show you; make you aware. At first I thought you hadn’t noticed – I really was that subtle. Pouring your champagne before mine. Helping you into your coat as we left the restaurant. Would I have noticed? Probably not.

But as time went by, I started to suspect. I knew you better than that, see. To me, you’re like crackle glass. There’s nothing transparent about you. If you were ordinary, I could look straight through you and know all there is to know. I could see our future on the other side of you. I could look you over, and look away.

But you’re not. Your clarity changes with the light. Those thick fractures within you, they fascinate the eye. I could gaze at you for a lifetime and never see the complete picture. It takes a complicated person to be that beautiful. It takes intelligence to break itself upon the jarred rocks of self-realisation and denial.

That’s how I knew that you were choosing not to acknowledge me. You were fully aware of my craving, yet you chose to overlook it. You chose to withdraw into the facetious playroom of childhood innocence. You chose to be stupid, blind and dumb.

And every part of me wanted you more for that.

I couldn’t help what happened that night. The fairy lights twinkled as bright as stars around the garden trellis. Your husband and his fat, porky guests quaffing port like pigs in a mud hole. Drunk on their own fine taste and sense of self-worth. I watched you smile, like a string of pearls strung around a pauper. That fake, false way that I watched you cultivate over twenty years of marriage.

I missed the girl in you. I missed the part that was real; that was genuine. Where did she go? Sometimes when we’d take tea, or walk in the country, I’d imagine that I caught a glimpse of her. For a moment she would return as if from some far-flung adventure to the outer shores of existence. ‘I was always coming home,’ she’d say, then just as soon be off on her next escapade, far beyond my grasp.

I loved you from the first moment I saw you, standing in your skinny gym slip at St. Mary of the Immaculate Heart’s. I cherished those all-girl dances we used to attend. They were our salad days. Where no man could touch you, because none were invited.

Every sentence begins with ‘I’, because I never knew what you thought or felt. Did you ever look at me sideways in the showers? Did you ever wonder? Did you ever, for one brief moment, in the dark-enraptured night, consider what it might have been like?

Each of your boyfriends came and went, so literally. Yet I was always constant. After every heartbreak, after every betrayal – wasn’t I always there, just as I ever was? Perhaps you believed my inventions, those imaginary boyfriends who never called and never sent me flowers. Surely you knew that there was only ever one. One person, out of the entire world, that had my full attention.

It had to be said. As we sat beneath the eaves of your grand affluence, staring out across the night-cooled lawns towards the lake. It had to be said.

The sting of your hand across my face burns still. That hot horror as you realised what I had been trying to tell you all our lives. And in that moment, as your eyes flashed and your pearls broke and scattered, I knew that you had known. I knew that, in your own way, you had expected this moment to come.

I suppose, if we’re now to be honest, I had always known your reaction. What caused me to provoke you, I cannot say. The empty look of your Gould-guzzling guests, your husband’s hollow laugh; the sheer plasticity of it all? The faintest recognition in the depths of my soul that there could be another life behind all of this. Something real. Something meaningful.

And now, there is nothing. Should I regret opening my mouth? Because I do, with every ounce of my being. If, by staying silent, I could look upon you every day for the rest of our lives – look, but never touch – I would sign my name to that contract. But it’s too late. That river of truth touches both our continents, but forever keeps us worlds apart.

Should you ever return to the country of our birth, you shall find me waiting. Here, beneath the eaves.

I asked Marion what prompted this piece and she said…

Carte Blanche was written specifically for the Swanezine Short Story Competition in December 2011. Incredibly, it beat 214 other entries to take the (cash) first prize. So, an afternoon well spent.

I’ve been a long-standing supporter of a scriptwriting community called Celtx. They used to run short competitions on their forum, based on prompts. Their 14th competition, in 2008, asked for a ‘script over 5 pages of a meeting between two formerly-close friends that haven’t seen one another for over a year.’

I titled my seven-page entry Meet Me Next June. It was set in a café where two formerly-close friends, June (ho ho) and Emily, were experiencing a less-than-comfortable reunion. Friends for years, they had fallen out when June finally confessed her feelings and tried to kiss Emily. It’s a theme that I had been holding onto for a while.

At the time of writing Carte Blanche, I had been enthused by the Muse. Every now and then – rarely – you meet someone who captures your imagination. It’s never a deliberate thing, but it has the effect of wiring you into the mains, rather than running off double As.

Possibly for that reason, this story was one of the easiest to write; it just flowed onto the page. I think I knew, when I got to the end, that I’d written something special. It’s a hefty thing to say, but I still class this as one of the best pieces I’ve written to date. See what you think.

It was great. Thank you, Marion.

Marion Grace Woolley studied at the British Record Industry Trust (BRIT) School of Performing Arts, Croydon. After obtaining an MA in Language & Communication Research from the University of Cardiff, she declared that she’d had enough of academia and decided to run away to Africa.

Balancing her creative impulses with a career in International Development, she worked and travelled across Africa, Australia, Armenia, and a few other places beginning with ‘A’. In 2009, Marion helped to oversee the publication of the first Dictionary of Amarenga y’Ikinyarwanda (Rwandan Sign Language), a project of which she was immensely proud to have been a part.

The same year, Marion was shortlisted for the Luke Bitmead Bursary for New Writers. She is the author of three novels and an associate member of the Society of Authors.

She now lives in Gloucester, although the travelling bug hasn’t gone away. You can find out more about Marion and her writing from her website and see her book trailer on YouTube.

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If you’d like to submit your 1,000-word max. stories for consideration for Flash Fiction Friday take a look here.

The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with psychological thriller novelist Rebecca Reid – the five hundred and fifty-fourth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

** NEW!! You can now subscribe to this blog on your Kindle / Kindle app!

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You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books (including my debut novel!) and I also have a blog creation / maintenance service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 

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Writania Best Book Pitch Challenge: 15-30 November

I’ve entered my chick-lit novel in a competition to win a free book trailer and voting started today!

You don’t have to vote for me (obviously) but please do vote:

http://writania.com/the-writania-best-book-pitch-challenge-entries

you’ll need to scroll down to the ‘comments’ bit for the choice of elevator pitches then scroll back up to vote.

There are plenty (33) to choose from… :)

… and voting ends November 30 so plenty of time.

Winners are announced with their book titles on December 3.

Good luck to everyone taking part (I don’t expect to win but you do have to be in it to have a chance, as the saying sort of goes).

 
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Posted by on November 16, 2012 in competitions, ebooks, events, NaNoWriMo, novels, writing

 

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Guest post: Why You Should Enter Writing Competitions by Ben Skinner

Sunday nights are double-dose guest blog posts and the first of tonight’s duo (the second will be along in an hour), is on the topic of writing competitions, and brought to you by competition guru Ben Skinner.

Why You Should Enter Writing Competitions

In 2012 there are a multitude of reasons why a large proportion of the population are looking at ways to supplement their personal income, and the growth of the internet has given us more opportunities to do this than ever before. We can all earn a little extra cash by filling in surveys, selling our unwanted goods, and even partaking in affiliate schemes. These and other methods can all help to increase the family budget.

There is, however, a way to potentially add significantly to your income while also improving and honing your writing skills, and increasing your writing portfolio – Writing Competitions. While there are no financial guarantees (you have to win to be in with a chance of getting paid!), the potential rewards involved are simply huge. The concept of winning cash or big prizes has been with us for a number of years but with the increase in online activity, there are more options now than ever before.

Getting started

Chances are that you’ll already know of some writing competitions that you’ve come across in your normal day – poetry, short stories and fiction writing competitions are particularly popular. Maybe you’ve been cynical about these in the past but it’s true to say that someone has to win them and it is also true that the best ‘compers’ (someone who enters competitions as a serious hobby) can actually make many thousands of dollars a year and therefore make a comfortable living in this way.

Why should I enter a writing competition?

This is a great way to improve your writing skills and gain confidence, even if you don’t win. But if you do, the feeling is great. And the prize helps too! Entering a writing or poetry competition is one of the best things you can do, especially if they offer a critique of your story as part of the entry. Well worth the time taken to write your entry to find out how you’re doing and what you need to do to improve! As well as the prize involved in winning, it’s also likely that your entry will be published either online or in a magazine or both! This provides writers with a fantastic opportunity for exposure to a huge audience who might not otherwise have read your work. Want more reasons? Sure!:

  • Writer’s block anyone? Loosen up with a contest submission. Take a troublesome chapter of your book, or a mind-numbing topical article and throw caution to the wind. Who knows, it could create a fresh, vital storyline that would double nicely as an excerpt from your book, or add pizzazz to that magazine article.
  • Don’t know a deadline from a dateline? If you are still working on that first book or article acceptance, entering a contest lets you taste-test what it’s like to work under deadline pressure—an essential quality in a writer’s life. If you miss the deadline … you automatically lose!
  • Contests come in varying lengths. Learn from them! Do you write short-short stories and think you don’t have enough storyline to develop a tale of 3,000 to 10,000 words, or more? What’s missing? Try a contest before you go book-length. Or perhaps you’re the novelist, who struggles to edit the unnecessary chatter—try writing a short-short story. Take one of your lengthy chapters and create a new technique by pulling key phrases out first—you’ll be amazed at how much text you can cut and still tell a great story—maybe even better, with more punch than your original.
  • Contests build comfort with your genre and help you understand where weaknesses may be plodding sluggishly through your creativity.
  • Test the waters of a new genre, without feeling the bite of an editorial shark. Stretch your imagination in a risk-free environment. You could discover a “new you.”
  • If you think your entry is some of your best writing (and it should be, or what’s the point?), guess what? You own it—sell it! Of course as a professional, you should abide by whatever contest regulations pertain to publishing the entries, but once the notification deadline has passed … it could be dollar signs waiting to happen!

Key points

If you’ve made the decision to enter a writing competition, there are a few key points worth remembering before you pick up your notepad!

  • Original material – you will be entering a commercial competition with a prize or reward, so make sure that you are submitting original material – that obviously means no plagiarism or rehashing of your previous work! (Unless submitting old work is permitted in the competitions guidelines, so read them carefully!).
  • Audience – think about who your target audience is, and by that we mean both the eventual readers of the website or publication where your entry will be used, and also the people who will be judging the competition!
  • Research – do your research of previous years’ / months’ competitions, or similar competitions on other websites or publications. What kinds of stories or poems have been successful? Is it better to write from a first or third person perspective? What kind of word count should I be shooting for?

Making money!

As you will no doubt be aware, some contests offer a straight cash prize while others might award a product or item. If your reward is an object rather than a wad of money then how do you make some extra cash if you don’t need it? The answer is simple – just sell it. A number of prizes end up on the auction site eBay and are a quick and simple way of converting those prizes into money in your bank account.

Thank you, Ben!

This post was written by Ben Skinner the Marketing Director of UK competitions site MyOffers. MyOffers are a free online competition site offering cars, holidays and cash prizes. Visit them at http://www.myoffers.co.uk.

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The blog interviews return as normal tomorrow morning with memoirist Rosemary Sabet – the five hundred and forty-ninth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, autobiographers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

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You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books (including my debut novel!) and I also have a blog creation / maintenance service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :) on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 

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Author Spotlight no.135 – J W Bull

webbadgesponsorComplementing my daily blog interviews, today’s Author Spotlight, the one hundred and thirty-fifth, is of chick-lit novelist chick lit novelist J W Bull, the first prize fiction winner of Shirley You Jest! Book Awards.

JW Bull is the author of Pickin’ Tomatoes and the fiction winner of The 2012 Shirley You Jest! Book Awards / Shirley LOL.

She was born in Mt. Vernon, Ohio and grew up in Charlottesville, Virginia. Raised by parents who believed in encouraging their children to follow their dreams, JW received a bachelor of violin performance from Furman University and also worked as a sous chef in a French restaurant.

Currently, JW lives in Atlanta, Georgia with her husband and two sons. When she’s not teaching violin, playing in The Georgia Symphony, or cooking she’s writing. Her next book, Musical Chairs, is a mystery involving Maggie’s cousin, Molly Malone – plucky part-time symphony player and full-time Irish fiddler. JW wants to do for classical music what multiple authors have done for gourmet food: make it fun and interesting for mass market. JW’s wacky voice and musical knowledge make Musical Chairs a must read for 2013.

And now from the author herself:

Living Monet Style

If I had to sum up a typical day in my life in just one word, it would have to be the word, multitasking. I wish I were the type of person who had the luxury of doing just one thing at a time and doing it well, but alas, I’m not – at least not in this stage of my life. I am a mother, a wife, a part time violin teacher, a part time symphony player, and in between all of that, I write. My life and limbs are pulled in so many directions that some days I feel like a chocolate covered pretzel: sweet, salty and a bit twisted. During my good days, my sweetness prevails and I am that person I’ve always wanted to be. During my bad days, my saltiness emerges and all of humanity needs to get out of my way. And every day, I’m a tad bit loopy – contorting to catch all those balls life is zinging at me.

So how do I write amidst all the chaos? I have learned to tune things out. The cacophony of voices bellowing, “Mom, mom, MOM!… Can I go to a friend’s house?… Did you go to the grocery store?…What’s for dinner?…Can I have some money?…But why, I just want to know why?… I don’t want to practice…What homework?…Did you do laundry?” fade and I am suddenly immersed in a section of the book I am writing. Sometimes, I am physically writing the book but more often than not, I am on auto pilot with life’s chores while mentally writing my book.

Where do I get my inspiration from? I pilfer experiences from my chaotic world, tweak them a bit and weave them into stories. Let me just tell you, when you’re a wife, mother, teacher, and performer, you have a whole smorgasbord of material to choose from – most of it funny. So why not use it? I have always been an advocate of laughing at oneself. I think it keeps you humble. Besides, in this economy, if you don’t laugh from time to time, you’ll just cry. And I chose laughter any day over crying.

So there is my life in a nutshell. I am a multi-tasker and not afraid of admitting it. Do I feel guilty about not mentally participating one hundred percent in every aspect of life? Sure, I wouldn’t be human, if I didn’t. But sometimes, you’ve got to look at the big picture. Multitasking is like a Monet painting. Up close, it seems like a bunch of dots. Far away, all those dots form a masterpiece. Right now, I’m living Monet style, with a lot of works of art in the process – family, violin, writing. I look forward to the day those masterpieces will be completed and I can just step back and enjoy.

Oh, me too! Thank you, and congratulations, JW.

You can find more about JW and her writing via her website http://www.pickintomatoes.com.

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The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with children’s author and speaker Cheryl Carpinello – the five hundred and forty-eighth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

** NEW!! You can now subscribe to this blog on your Kindle / Kindle app!

See http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B008E88JN0

or http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008E88JN0 for outside the UK **

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books (including my debut novel!) and I also have a blog creation / maintenance service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :) on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on November 10, 2012 in competitions, ebooks, interview, novels, writing

 

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Guest post: How to be a weaver bird – and win a story contest by John Yeoman

Tonight’s guest blog post, on the topic of competitions is brought to you by author, editor and writing competition judge John Yeoman.

How to be a weaver bird – and win a story contest

Are you a peacock or a weaver bird? Some writers – peacocks – flaunt their lovely words and beg us to admire them. Others are weaver birds, patiently building a structure that’s serviceable but dull.

Some preen. Some delve.

Or so I’ve discovered from three years of judging the Writers’ Village story competition. Who wins the prizes? Peacocks or weaver birds? Neither. The cash goes to those who combine both colour and craft, preening and delving – with flair.

Here are three fast ways to blend colour and craft and write a best-selling story – or, at least, win a cash award in a story contest:

1. Draft it quickly

You have a plot idea, right? A few dramatic events? A snatch or two of dialogue? Scribble it all down as fast as you can. Don’t wait for the ‘right’ words to come to you. Clichés, stagy incidents, clumsy expressions? Welcome them. They’re fine. Just get the tale written!

Then throw it in a closet for a month.

Pluck it out with a sniff, tone it down and tune each sentence so it sings. The job should now be easy.

‘She rolled her eyes to heaven. “Joe,” she spat. “You are a lying bastard!”’

That’s formulaic. Boring. What are you really trying to express?

‘Camilla toyed with her bread stick. She wouldn’t look at me. “Is there somebody else?”

I tried to smile. “Of course, not.” I leaned back in my chair.

“That’s what you said before.” The bread stick crumbled in her hand.’

Now the incident, underplayed but loaded with body language, has gained depth.

2. Knock out the ‘show off’ language

Peacocks love to display their metaphors, fine sensibilities and erudite tropes. Tropes?  ‘Tropes’ is itself an erudite term. They wouldn’t buy it at WalMart. Why didn’t I simply write ‘tricks of style’? Because I was showing off.

‘Show off’ writing stops the reader. It says: ‘forget the story. Look at me, the author!’ In commercial fiction, we are allowed to use just one show-off expression per thousand words. More than that and our name is Umberto Eco and the reader loses the plot.

‘Literary’ works are another matter. If our name is Umberto Eco we can strut our ego in every line. Alas, our name is not Eco.

3. Firm up the structure

A good story is a ‘globed compacted thing’ (Virginia Woolf). Every word, incident and exchange of speech should support the plot. Is your structure strong? Does your story cling close to the plot? Is your first paragraph arresting and the close emphatic and clear?

Does the reader finish your story and sigh? Like somebody who has just consumed a filet de bouef without a shred of gristle?

True, you can end with a mystery or question but the reader must feel: ‘nothing could have been added or taken away from this. The story works.’

Here’s a tip. Give your tale to a friend who has no cause to love you. Ask: ‘does it work? Can you spot my deliberate howler?’ Bless them when they frown and chortle and ask you: ‘What’s the point of all that silly chatter between Joe and Madge? Why does Joe dump her? Why doesn’t Madge protest? And what, exactly, is the wretched story all about?’

It’s music to your ears. We’re all too close to our own story to spot passages that do nothing or are obscure to the reader. Or, for that matter, stories that make no sense at all.

Just apply that three-step process. Add flair. And you’ll be points ahead of the average story contestant. Gulp, I might enjoy your story. I might love it so much that I read it three times. Worse, I may even have to pay you a cash prize!

Let’s hope so. Thank you, John!

Dr John Yeoman has 42 years experience as a commercial author, newspaper editor and one-time chairman of a major PR consultancy. He has published eight books of humour, some of them intended to be humorous.

Dr John Yeoman, PhD Creative Writing, judges the Writers’ Village story competition and is a tutor in creative writing at a UK university. He has been a successful commercial author for 42 years. A wealth of further ideas for writing fiction that sells can be found in his free 14-part story course at: http://www.writers-village.org/contest-success.

‘How to be a weaver bird – and win a story contest’ reveals a 3-step process that can help writers draft their stories quickly and tidy them up painlessly, based on the author’s own experience of judging 3000+ stories in the Writers’ Village contest.

If you’re after competitions also take a look at my Competitions Calendar which includes details of the H.E. Bates Short Story Competition that one of my writing groups is running (deadline 31st October).

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If you would like to write a writing-related guest post for my blog then feel free to email me with an outline of what you would like to write about. If it’s writing-related then it’s highly likely I’d email back and say “yes please”.

The blog interviews return as normal tomorrow morning with science fiction and fantasy author, short story and article writer, blogger and teacher Nina Munteanu – the four hundred and eighty-first of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, autobiographers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything… and follow me on Twitter where each new posting is automatically announced. You can also read / download my eBooks and free eShorts at SmashwordsSony Reader StoreBarnes & NobleiTunes BookstoreKobo and Amazon, with more to follow. I have a new forum, friend me on Facebook, like me on Facebook, connect with me on LinkedIn, find me on Tumblr, complete my website’s Contact me page or plain and simple, email me.  I also now have a new blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 

 
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Posted by on September 2, 2012 in competitions, recommendations, tips, writing

 

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