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A big thank you!

Just a little note to say a big “thank you” to everyone who’s taken part in, and visited, this blog over the past 20 months (well, almost 20 months… will be on the 1st December (seeing as we don’t have a 31st November)) because one of you was my 100,000th visitor last night. :)

A lot has happened…

So plenty to read, and you do, so thank you again for your support and here’s to another 100,000 of you finding me! :)

 

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#NaNoWriMo 2012 – Crime Novel ‘Once Perfect’ – Days 17 to 19 & Festival of Romance

Every day around 5pm (UK time) during November, instead of the 5pm fiction slot (because it’s on hiatus for November / December – there are only so many hours in the day, even mine), I shall be updating you on my progress of my NaNoWriMo novel.

Where have the past three days gone? I spent the weekend at the Festival of Romance, Bedford (just under an hour from Northampton). Despite me not really being a romance writer (I say “not really” as my NaNoWriMo 2009 debut novel is a girl-meets-boy-boy-boy-boy… – I could go on, she meets over 40 of them! – chick-lit) I had a wonderful time and really enjoyed meeting up with some ‘old’ friends and meeting new ones.

I wasn’t expecting to get any writing done and I managed a big fat zero on Saturday then 142 words yesterday (don’t ask me how!) but have made up for it (almost) today with 2,815 words today. I’m still over 13,000 behind (13,618 to be exact) but still not panicking. I’m home all this week so hopefully if I have few distractions I should keep the momentum going.

The lovely NaNoWriMo stats tell me that at this rate I’ll finish on December 22nd (it said Christmas Day earlier today) so if I can squeeze 33 days into the next 11, I’ll be fine.

How are you doing? I know some of my Facebook and Twitter compatriots are not only storming ahead but they’ve passed the finish line (woo hoo!) but as long as I get over it I’ll be happy. Plus I’m loving what I’m writing (tighter perhaps than it should be but that’s no bad thing) so that’s what’s important.

More on the Festival of Romance (report on the Sunday morning pitch session and photos from the Saturday night rock art party) to follow shortly.

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Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on November 19, 2012 in ebooks, events, NaNoWriMo, novels, self-publishing, writing

 

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5PM Fiction 150: He’ll know what to do

Welcome to the one hundred and fiftieth in this daily series that is ‘5pm Fiction’.

Late April 2011 I discovered http://StoryADay.org and the project that is to write 31 stories in 31 days. Anyone who knows me or follows this blog, knows how passionate I am about short stories so my clichéd eyes lit up at this new marvel. And just a few days later there I was, breathing life into new characters. This went on to become (with some editing of course) my 31-story collection eBook Story A Day May 2011.

I was nearing completion of the 2012 project when I decided that I didn’t want to stop at the end of May so 5PM Fiction was born. I put a load of prompts on the 5PM Fiction page and today’s was to write a monologue prompt of ‘fortune’, so here is my 294-worder.

He’ll know what to do

They all warn me it’s my fortune he’s after but I won’t listen. He loves me, really he does. Besides, it’s mine to do with as I wish and with him being older than me… almost twice my age… he’ll know what to do with it.

He was my dad’s Bank Manager so he’s going to be good with money, isn’t he? Says he has some investments in mind but they’ll tie up my money for a few years, but that’s fine. What do I need it for? The house is all paid for, I have everything I need already. It’s not how I want it yet, it was mum’s taste, not mine, but Teddy likes it, so… Teddy’s my fiancé by the way, Edward Thomas. Doesn’t like me calling him Teddy so I don’t when he can hear me but it’s better than Edward or Eddie. Eddie’s common, like a binman and Edward is too stiff, but then he is a banker, takes things too seriously sometimes, has a sort of worried look but it’ll be alright once we get married.

Everything will be ok once the kids come along. Teddy says he doesn’t want any but I know he’ll change his mind. Besides the house is too big for just the two of us, and what am I going to do all day? But then I’m not going to look after them, we’ll get a nanny to do that, an old one like Mary Poppins or better still that Nanny McFee. Don’t want Eddie getting to like her too much.

He should be home shortly, says he’s going to take me out to dinner, got something important to tell me. I can’t wait! I hope it’s French, haven’t had snails in ages.

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5pm Fiction now takes a break until the New Year because I’m starting my fifth NaNoWriMo tomorrow and then (or hopefully during) will be getting some other eBooks online in December. :)

Photography courtesy of morguefile.com. You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 31, 2012 in ebooks, ideas, short stories, writing

 

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5PM Fiction 149: Easy to compare

Welcome to the one hundred and forty-ninth in this daily series that is ‘5pm Fiction’.

Late April 2011 I discovered http://StoryADay.org and the project that is to write 31 stories in 31 days. Anyone who knows me or follows this blog, knows how passionate I am about short stories so my clichéd eyes lit up at this new marvel. And just a few days later there I was, breathing life into new characters. This went on to become (with some editing of course) my 31-story collection eBook Story A Day May 2011.

I was nearing completion of the 2012 project when I decided that I didn’t want to stop at the end of May so 5PM Fiction was born. I put a load of prompts on the 5PM Fiction page and today’s was to write a story to include the following keywords: school, risk, cinema, late, old – so here is my 226-worder.

Easy to compare

Ella felt such a fool, standing outside the cinema in the pouring rain, waiting for a guy she’d never met, never even spoken to.

Her best friend Simon had nagged her to find someone and when Ella had made no sign of doing so Simon set her up on a date. An old school chum, he’d said. Wouldn’t say anymore.

Ella had gone to the same school and could only think of one guy she’d fancied – her best friend, and of course she couldn’t say anything to him.

She’d met a few guys and it was easy to compare them all but they would never be Simon. But he’d never even looked twice and they were so close yet not in the way she wanted, that she daren’t risk ruining that bond. She’d tried to forget him, her job took her away quite often but he’d always be at the back of her mind, on the end of a phone, a knock at the door.

She looked at her watch, 8.10. The film started in 5 minutes. Yes, he had to be a friend of Simon’s, because he was always late.

“Hello.”

Ella looked up, at the face of her blind date. Her heart leapt as he smiled and said, “Sorry I’m late, shall we go?”

Ella nodded without speaking and took the hand he offered, walking side-by-side by her oldest friend.

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The 5pm Fiction slot will be taking a break (after no.150) for November and December as I’ll be embarking on my fifth NaNoWriMo. Do join me if you’re taking part too. Then I’ll have December off to upload other stuff and perhaps start editing that novel. :)  No.151 will be back in 1st January (or thereabouts).

Photography courtesy of morguefile.com. You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 30, 2012 in ebooks, ideas, novels, writing

 

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Post-weekend Poetry 045: The Novel by Linda Eve Diamond

Welcome to Post-weekend Poetry and the forty-fifth poem in this series. This week’s piece welcomes back Linda Eve Diamond and perfect timing for those of us embarking on NaNoWriMo this Thursday. :)

The Novel

I want to write…

…but the pen is so far away…

Across miles of minutia,
snacks, a telephone,
the world outside,
a winding superhighway.

As I binge my time away,
I contemplate my novel—
my navel—

Why the neighbor
mows the lawn at dawn
… and then again at noon.

I imagine the finished novel
discovered one day in its entirety
inside my head and heart
by a coroner.

He’ll find blood rich with story
characters in my capillaries
irony woven through my veins,
plot twists on the matter of my brain.

He will fall in love
with the writer I never was.

He’ll say it was true of me
like so many others he’s seen—
She had a novel inside her.

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I asked Linda what prompted this piece and she said…

I was asked in a radio interview when I’d be writing “the novel”. When I had another interview coming up on the same show, I thought about that question and wrote this poem. I then told him I had just completed “The Novel.” Was that cheating?  ;)

I wouldn’t have said so. :) I loved it. Thank you, Linda.

Linda Eve Diamond is the author of several books in the areas of business, education, self-help and poetry.

Her work (and play) earned two awards from the International Listening Association and a Coffee House Press Poetry Award.

Her poetry and essays have been published in journals, anthologies and online.

Her websites are: http://LindaEveDiamond.com, http://ListenersUnite.com, http://www.thebeautyofpicturebooks.com.

Her collection ‘The Human Experience’ is available from Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

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If you’d like to submit your poem (40 lines max) for consideration for Post-weekend Poetry take a look here.

The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with non-fiction author Frank Newby – the five hundred and thirty-sixth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2012 in ebooks, events, NaNoWriMo, novels, poetry, writing

 

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5PM Fiction 148: Warped out of recognition

Welcome to the one hundred and forty-eighth in this daily series that is ‘5pm Fiction’.

Late April 2011 I discovered http://StoryADay.org and the project that is to write 31 stories in 31 days. Anyone who knows me or follows this blog, knows how passionate I am about short stories so my clichéd eyes lit up at this new marvel. And just a few days later there I was, breathing life into new characters. This went on to become (with some editing of course) my 31-story collection eBook Story A Day May 2011.

I was nearing completion of the 2012 project when I decided that I didn’t want to stop at the end of May so 5PM Fiction was born. I put a load of prompts on the 5PM Fiction page and today’s was to write a story with the following sentence start: ‘The bells chimed as…’, so here is my 294-worder.

Warped out of recognition

The bells chimed as Steve and Amy wandered round the old square. It was lunchtime and the smells of Crepes Suzette and pommes frites were enticing them from different directions.

Amy spotted a free table at a corner café and yanked Steve’s arm. “Steve! Quick!”

“I’ll catch up,” he said, pulling away. “I want to have a look at something,” and he headed for a nearby newsagents.

“Oh, Steve, I’m hungry. Don’t be long.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t. Order me anything.”

Steve’s concentration fell on a tall, narrow stand of postcards with a variety of Parisian views. One card however had leapt out. No cathedrals, museums or parks, but a solitary figure almost warped out of recognition.

“Dad,” Steve whimpered, grabbing the card before spinning the carousel for an indication of the price.

He paid the one euro and held the card to his chest as he walked to the café.

“I’ve ordered you a cheese baguette and black coffee… Steve?” Amy looked at her husband’s face, then down at his hands. “I didn’t think you did postcards.”

“I don’t… usually. I had to this time.”

“Let’s have a look.”

Steve handed her the card.

“Who’s this for?” Amy asked, looking at the card.

“Nathan.”

“Why?” She looked up. “Oh, Steve, can’t you let it go? It’s been years.”

“No. Have you got a pen?”

Amy fished around in her bag then handed him a blue thin felt tip. “Will this do?”

“Fine. Won’t be writing much.”

Steve sat down awkwardly on to the silver metal chair and stared at the picture. The card wobbled on the uneven table.

Amy searched her bag again and gave him a book to lean on.

Steve wrote the address then a simple message: ‘I’ll never forgive you.’

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The 5pm Fiction slot will be taking a break (after no.150) for November and December as I’ll be embarking on my fifth NaNoWriMo. Do join me if you’re taking part too. Then I’ll have December off to upload other stuff and perhaps start editing that novel. :)  No.151 will be back in 1st January (or thereabouts).

Photography courtesy of morguefile.com. You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2012 in ebooks, ideas, NaNoWriMo, short stories, writing

 

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5PM Fiction 147: Scream like a girl

Welcome to the one hundred and forty-seventh in this daily series that is ‘5pm Fiction’.

Late April 2011 I discovered http://StoryADay.org and the project that is to write 31 stories in 31 days. Anyone who knows me or follows this blog, knows how passionate I am about short stories so my clichéd eyes lit up at this new marvel. And just a few days later there I was, breathing life into new characters. This went on to become (with some editing of course) my 31-story collection eBook Story A Day May 2011.

I was nearing completion of the 2012 project when I decided that I didn’t want to stop at the end of May so 5PM Fiction was born. I put a load of prompts on the 5PM Fiction page and today’s was to write a story with a mixed bag: village hall, clown, 1970s, war, shy, so here is my 354-worder.

Scream like a girl

John Talbot was not usually shy. His job made him outgoing but as soon as he walked into the 1970s village hall, his heart raced. She’d not seen him, he was sure of that, and when she did, he knew she wouldn’t recognise him, not without his costume… without the mad multi-coloured wig, the red nose and ‘war paint’ as his mother Mildred used to call it; the white, black and red that was supposed to look humorous, make the children laugh.

For all the years he’d been an entertainer, nearly thirty, he’d always had mixed reactions. The majority loved him, but there had been one or two at every venue that had gone crying to their mothers. Mothers who’d whisked them away to play with balloons or eat yet more cake and ice cream, but not before they’d glared in John’s direction as if it was his fault he was there, not the parent who’d booked him for their spoilt brat’s birthday.

He went to the bar and ordered a whisky. He’d had a few of those in his time but tonight he’d just have the one… seeing as he was driving.

He stared in her direction, not at her, not obvious. John was an expert at how to look in a crowded room, only he usually had make-up to hide behind.

It was the black kid’s birthday he remembered her from. The sister of one of the mother’s, there to help make up the grown-up numbers, although compared with John she’d hardly have been called a grown up. John figured she’d have been late teens, early twenties, less than half his age, and tall. He liked tall. Anyone approaching six feet was a bonus. And that smile, he remembered that smile.

Someone behind him coughed but John ignored it and took a swig of his whisky, then shuddered as it ran down his throat. The person behind him coughed again and said John’s name.

John spun round, expecting to see someone he knew but instead saw his clown costume staring back at him.

He dropped his glass and screamed like a girl.

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The 5pm Fiction slot will be taking a break (after no.150) for November and December as I’ll be embarking on my fifth NaNoWriMo. Do join me if you’re taking part too. Then I’ll have December off to upload other stuff and perhaps start editing that novel. :)  No.151 will be back in 1st January (or thereabouts).

Photography courtesy of morguefile.com. You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2012 in ebooks, ideas, NaNoWriMo, short stories, writing

 

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5PM Fiction 146: Do his best

Welcome to the one hundred and forty-sixth in this daily series that is ‘5pm Fiction’.

Late April 2011 I discovered http://StoryADay.org and the project that is to write 31 stories in 31 days. Anyone who knows me or follows this blog, knows how passionate I am about short stories so my clichéd eyes lit up at this new marvel. And just a few days later there I was, breathing life into new characters. This went on to become (with some editing of course) my 31-story collection eBook Story A Day May 2011.

I was nearing completion of the 2012 project when I decided that I didn’t want to stop at the end of May so 5PM Fiction was born. I put a load of prompts on the 5PM Fiction page and today’s was to write a story with a one-word prompt ‘worry’ and past, present and future tense! So here is my 167-worder.

Do his best

Norman worries that he’s not clever enough to pass the test, that his mind will go blank when he turns over the exam paper, wade through the layers of sheets until he’s finished or the buzzer goes.

Jean will tell him repeatedly until it’s time to go, that he’ll be fine, but until he gets the call or the letter comes he won’t relax. He’ll pace the hall waiting for the phone or the postman, he doesn’t yet know which it’ll be.

The car will wait in the driveway until he knows. If he fails he’ll try again but at 72 he doesn’t want to wait. He wishes he’d taken his test years ago, before the written exam but he’s read all the books, watched Jean do all the manoeuvres, then paid more attention when her eyesight started to fail, before the trouble with her toes, he’d notice her wince when she accelerated. So he’ll smile at the examiner, turn over the page and do his best.

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Photography courtesy of morguefile.com.

The 5pm Fiction slot will be taking a break (after no.150) for November and December as I’ll be embarking on my fifth NaNoWriMo. Do join me if you’re taking part too. Then I’ll have December off to upload other stuff and perhaps start editing that novel. :) No.151 will be back in 1st January (or thereabouts).

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 27, 2012 in ebooks, ideas, short stories, writing

 

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Guest post: The Pitfalls of Counting Words by C. S. Lakin

Tonight’s guest blog post, on the topic of word counts (a great pre-NaNoWriMo subject), is brought to you by multi-genre author C.S. Lakin.

The Pitfalls of Counting Words

One of the most common things you will see a writer commenting on during the time they are working on their book is to announce how many words they’ve written for the day. Facebook and Twitter are constantly abuzz with this seemingly important information, and yes—there is a hashtag for #wordcount for all those eager and needing to both post their own word count and compare with others.

From time to time I make a comment on Facebook about word count; I just can’t help myself. Granted—and I need to get this out of the way first—some authors are under contract. Some very much need to schedule themselves to write a certain amount of words each day in order to meet a pressing deadline. I get that. Although I will still argue that’s a skewed way to look at writing a novel. Why not make it a goal to complete one scene or chapter a day? That’s how I set my writing goals, but I will now explain why I don’t worry too much about sticking to them, even though I’m currently under contract to write three new novels by February 2013.

I try very hard to steer as far away from word count observances as possible. Sure, from time to time I check my word count. It helps me to see, when I think I’m halfway through a novel, just how many words I may end up with. My novels range from 75k words to 130k words. My last novel I wrote—a family saga spanning forty years—came in at 165,000 words. I wouldn’t recommend writing a novel at that length due to the difficulty of selling it, but I knew this was going to be my “epic” story, and I really didn’t pay much attention at all to the word count along the way.

In Donald Maass’s “Writing the Breakout Novel” week-long intensive I took last April, the topic of word length for novels came up, since many of us have been taught that writers have to keep a novel within a specific word-count range for the book to be accepted, but he noted that the truth of the matter is: word length for a novel really doesn’t matter at all—what matters is the book itself. A book should be as long as it needs to be and no longer. It needs to tell a complete, well-developed, gripping story without being too sparse and without dragging anywhere along the way.

I have some strong sentiments about the whole word count issue, and they are pretty negative. Why? Because we live in a world that puts emphasis always on quantity, not quality. More is better. And even more is even more better. Writers tend to brag and compete. “I wrote five thousand words today.” “I wrote five thousand words today standing on my head and cooking a gourmet dinner for eighteen people.” And so it goes. How does it make most normal non-superman-type writers feel? Just plain lousy. Just as we compare our figures, our salaries, our hairstyles, and our clothing, we compare word count in order to either validate ourselves, justify our time spent writing, or feel productive (or better than that other writer who didn’t get as many words written today). Do you really need to write a certain number of words in a day before you can pat yourself on the back and say “well done”?

Another thing: It’s not just society but our churches have, sadly, become works-driven. For example, you are a good Christian if you can write a long list of all the “things” you do to prove you are faithful. I recently enjoyed listening to a CD on this topic. The speaker asked a number of old-time, very faithful believers what they would say to God when they got to heaven when he asked this question: “Why should I let you in?” Believe it or not, yes, these people all answered with variations of the same answer: “Oh, well, I’ve been attending church faithfully for sixty years. I led Bible study for decades. I supported missionaries and donated to xxx causes…”

Horrors! Do you see the problem here? How can we ever think that a compilation of all the good things we’ve done in life will equate to worthiness to enter heaven? What does this have to do with word count? I am not going to stand at heaven’s gate and say to God: “Well, I wrote an average of 3,000 words a day to prove I was faithful to my calling as a writer.” Do you really think God cares about your word count? What if you feel called to write, but it takes you a lifetime to pull together a short little story that burns on your heart to write? That must mean you have failed!

Nanowrimo month (National Novel Writing Month, where you commit to writing an entire novel in the month of November), although a good exercise in discipline, is only more grist for the grinding mill—the mill that grinds your soul and creativity into a million little pieces. A lot of writers seem to enjoy the challenge of pumping out a complete novel in four weeks—regardless if it’s any good. They can post with pride that they did it—kinda like making it to the top of Mt. Everest. Sure, it’s an accomplishment, and a good effort at discipline, but again the whole focus is quantity not quality. For those who want to crank out six quickie genre novels a year to make some money and put food on the table, there’s nothing wrong with that. Many writers out there do that, and some I’ve talked to care little about what they write, rarely ever read any of their books once they’re written, and sometimes don’t even much remember one book from the next. Is that a bad thing? No, not at all, for some people write solely to earn a living, and that is completely honorable. And I bet many of them count words too. I just don’t want to be that kind of writer myself, so maybe my comments here are all very biased. But my main concern is the underlying, sometimes subconscious, messages that are coming through in these announcements and concerns over word count.

I can’t tell you how relieved I felt when listening to two hugely successful best-selling, Pulitzer-prize-winning authors at the Book Expo in New York who said that they took four-five years to write each book. That made me feel good. I had been writing a very difficult novel, and it was stretching into a full year to complete. I felt like I was slipping. But I needed a lot of time to think and plot out the story. And this is my last beef about word count.

I have heard many writers say that the important thing is just to write. Make yourself sit down each day and push yourself to write something. That if you just keep writing thousands and thousands of words, inspiration will follow. I completely disagree. I’ve noticed that writers who pump out thousands of words end up having very little of interest to say. Again, it’s quantity over quality. I will say again for the thousandth time: I would rather write one beautiful, powerful, moving sentence than 5,000 boring, nothing words that don’t reach a reader’s heart.

It would be nice to believe that inspiration and beautiful, powerful writing can be accessed like a water pump—just turn it on full bore and let it gush, and at some point something good will spill out. Then you can throw out most of the other stuff and keep the good stuff. I rarely hear anyone talk about mulling, thinking, musing, ideating. I remember reading how Tony Hillerman often lay on his couch for hours with his eyes closed. That was the bulk of his work. I am much the same way, but instead of lying on the couch, I take long walks, talk out my plots and ideas and characters, sometimes just talking out loud to myself somewhere secluded where no one but my dog hears me (and he doesn’t mind). Nobel Prize–winning author Toni Morrison in an interview indicated that she did most of her “writing” throughout the day as she went about her life, so that when she sat down at the computer to put down her scenes, she had already spent quality time thinking and mulling over what she planned to write.

I would like to encourage all the writers out there to stop and think. Yes, spend more time thinking. Avoid using those distasteful words (word count) and focus more on quality, on planning, on letting ideas simmer. And when you sit down and write, don’t set some arbitrary goal of how many words you should stuff in your document. Aim to write with passion and concentration, with sincerity and significance, slowly, deliberately. And if all that comes out of the effort is one great sentence or paragraph, allow yourself to see that it a great end goal.
Sometimes more is said with less. In fact, I truly believe absolutely: more is better said with less words. The right words. Take time to chew your words, taste them, spit out the ones that aren’t just right and only settle for a sentence that says exactly what you want it to say. My high school English teacher used to say, “Say what you mean. Don’t say what you don’t mean.” I still remember that line forty years later. You may not get it first time around, in a first draft, but don’t zoom through, typing away. Stop and ponder what you are trying to say, how you want it to sound. Let the spirit fill and lift you as you write, for if you zoom ahead mindlessly, you leave the spirit behind. And it will show.

A really interesting article. Thank you, Susanne!

C. S. Lakin is the author of the fantasy series, “The Gates of Heaven,” with the first three books now out in stores. She also writes contemporary psychological mysteries, with her Zondervan contest winner, Someone to Blame, having been released last October. You can find some of her other novels online as Ebooks. She works as a professional copyeditor and writing coach and loves to teach on the craft of writing. Her new websites are dedicated to critiquing fiction (www.CritiqueMyManuscript.com) and building community to help survive and thrive in your writing life (www.LiveWriteThrive.com). Come join in!  You can read more about her and her novels at www.cslakin.com.

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If you would like to write a writing-related guest post for my blog then feel free to email me with an outline of what you would like to write about. If it’s writing-related then it’s highly likely I’d email back and say “yes please”.

The blog interviews return as normal tomorrow morning with biographer and science-fiction author Nigel Kelly – the five hundred and thirty-second of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, autobiographers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

You can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything. You can contact me and find me on the internetview my Books and I also have a blog creation service especially for, but not limited to, writers.

Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on October 25, 2012 in ideas, NaNoWriMo, novels, recommendations, tips, writing

 

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5a.m. Flash 241012 – Are you doing NaNoWriMo?

This November will see my fifth NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). That’s 250,000 words in five years. Actually it’s over 300,000 because 2009 ended up being a 117,540-word first draft… within the month… in fact I finished with a couple of days to spare. I started with a lad lit, then a chick lit but my works have got darker and this year will be another crime novel… I think. I’ve not decided yet and yes, I know, I’m leaving it rather late but back in 2009 I decided what to write with a couple of days to go and look how that turned out. :)

So take a look at my NaNoWriMo page which explains all and let me know if you’re doing it this year.

There’s also a brilliant My 10 Not So Secret Secrets to Winning NaNoWriMo courtesy of Vikki and her ‘The View Outside’ blog. She’s written on the topic before, on Bridget Whelan’s blog. And Rita Kuehn has written two great articles: on writing novel beginnings, middles and ends and 10 things you can do to get ready to write. :)

NaNo clearly means a lot to Vikki, in fact she says that if it wasn’t for NaNoWriMo (or more specifically the former head honcho of it Chris Baty) she doesn’t think she wouldn’t be writing now and as Vikki is an avid supporter of my blog, I’m grateful to Chris too.

So, if you’ve ever wanted to write a novel, don’t wait until you’ve retired (if you have, that’s even better, you’ll have the time!). Do it 1st to 30th November… or at least 50,000 words of it because you can’t edit a blank page.

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Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are fortnightly episodes, usually released on Sundays, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 

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Guest post: 10,000 Hours Can Feel Like 10,000 Miles by C. S. Lakin

Tonight’s guest blog post, on the topic of perseverance is brought to you by multi-genre author C.S. Lakin.

10,000 Hours Can Feel Like 10,000 Miles

I recently read Malcolm Gladwell’s bestseller, Outliers, which got me thinking about the long, tedious road to publication. Although we occasionally hear of the author who gets a contract for a first novel in record time, it seems more the norm to hear of stories of authors (like me) who have been trying to get published for five, ten, even twenty years. Through research Gladwell discovered experts agreeing on the amount of time needed to bring a person to the level of an expert in his or her field. He cites examples: Bill Gates, Robert Oppenheimer, The Beatles, as some who put in the requisite 10,000 hours into their field or craft. It just seems to be a very basic rule that to become proficient in any field, you need to put in a lot of hours—which equates to a lot of years of diligent effort. There are no shortcuts or get-smart-quick ways about it. Unless you’re a prodigy or Mensa genius, you are going to have to become an expert the old-fashioned way—by hard work and persistence. In this modern age of instant gratification in which we can’t even tolerate more than five seconds for a web page to load, the idea of having to take such a long time becoming an expert in our craft is downright annoying. We want it all now—success, recognition, fulfillment.

“But Writing Is Different”

As a copyeditor, I see lots of manuscripts lacking in brilliance and writing expertise—as do literary agents and acquisition editors. Yet, I’ve come across many new writers who state that because their book was divinely inspired, perhaps even “written” by God, they can justify “bypassing” the needed amount of training and honing of their craft that perhaps an ordinary person might need. Oftentimes, when feeling the spirit of creativity moving on our imagination and heart, revealing to us words and themes and concepts, we figure all we need do is be faithful and write it all down—and voila! a masterpiece.

Funny how writing seems to fall into its own special category. If I felt called in life to be a brain surgeon, people would think me nuts to walk into a hospital, state I was “destined to become a surgeon,” and ask for a scalpel to operate on the patient on the table. In fact, should I press forward and take scalpel in hand, I would quickly be carted off by force and removed as far from that hospital as possible–to protect the patient lying on the table. I might even find myself in a nifty jacket that ties in the back, where my eager hands can’t reach the knots.

Reasonable people expect aspiring surgeons to put in the requisite hours of study, residency, supervised and assisted training to work up to being the capable doctor they hope to be. This is the same across professions—whether one hopes to practice law, build a skyscraper, or even drive a school bus full of squirrelly children. Some “careers” may not call for ten thousand hours of diligence, but Gladwell notes that to become an expert in your field, to rise above the masses, you have to put in ten thousand hours. That’s about twenty hours a week for ten years of practicing and honing your craft. We feel comforted when we hear our 747 pilot has logged in over ten thousand hours of flight time. We might not feel so at ease if we were told this was his first time behind the wheel (or stick).

 “What’s Taking So Long?”

Sometimes new writers lament that they haven’t been able to sell their first manuscript after a hard year of writing and querying agents. Maybe even after even five years they ask, Why is this desired goal of publishing next to impossible? I would venture to say this: Maybe the goal feels impossible to reach because they haven’t yet put in their ten thousand hours. Sure, it can feel like walking ten thousand miles, but when you take such a lengthy trip through many lands, you grow and learn and absorb the cultures and surroundings until they become part of your soul and fill your cache of imagination to the full. We need to mature in our writing. Our writing technique and voice needs to age like a fine wine. Remember that slogan—“We serve no wine before its time”? How about: “We sell no manuscript before our writing is honed and refined”?

A few—very few—writers find “success” or publication after only a year or two of starting their journey as a writer, but that’s not the norm. Talk to most authors who have been publishing for years and you will often hear numbers thrown around:  “It took me ten years to get an agent . . . twelve years to get my first publishing contract . . .” Sure, there are factors of timing, accessibility to conferences, personality, the genre you write in juxtaposed to the market needs. All these things can have a bearing on your “success.” But, rather than focus on the “success” part, I’d rather focus on the “expert” part. I don’t know if I’ve put in my ten thousand hours yet, but if not, I’m sure close. And I’d rather look ahead to the twenty-thousand-hour mark, drinking in the sights along the way–reminding myself that it’s all about the journey, not the destination.

That was excellent, thank you! I wonder how many hours I’ve done… four NaNoWriMos, one ScriptFrenzy, two StoryaDayMays

C.S. Lakin is the author of twelve novels, including the fantasy series, “The Gates of Heaven”, with the first four books now out in stores. She also writes contemporary psychological mysteries, with her Zondervan contest winner, Someone to Blame, having been released October 2010. She works as a professional copyeditor and writing coach and loves to teach on the craft of writing.

Her new websites are dedicated to critiquing fiction (www.CritiqueMyManuscript.com) and building community to help survive and thrive in your writing life (www.LiveWriteThrive.com). Come join in! You can read more about her at www.cslakin.com.

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If you would like to write a writing-related guest post for my blog then feel free to email me with an outline of what you would like to write about. If it’s writing-related then it’s highly likely I’d email back and say “yes please”.

The blog interviews return as normal tomorrow morning with author, speaker and photographer Barbara Ann Derksen – the four hundred and thirty-sixth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, autobiographers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

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Unfortunately, as I post an interview a day (amongst other things) I can’t review books but I have a feature called ‘Short Story Saturdays’ where I review stories of up to 2,500 words. Alternatively if you have a short story or self-contained novel extract / short chapter (ideally up to 1000 words) that you’d like critiqued and don’t mind me reading it / talking about and critiquing it (I send you the transcription afterwards so you can use the comments or ignore them) :)  on my ‘Bailey’s Writing Tips’ podcast, then do email me. They are weekly episodes, usually released Monday mornings UK time, interweaving the recordings between the red pen sessions with the hints & tips episodes. I am now also looking for flash fiction (<1000 words) for Flash Fiction Fridays and poetry for Post-weekend Poetry.

 
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Posted by on July 19, 2012 in ebooks, ideas, NaNoWriMo, tips, writing

 

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Script Frenzy: 100+ pages every April

Do you write scripts but just don’t have the time? Have you ever wanted to write a script but just… if you have, then next month may just see you doing that.

Script Frenzy is the sister organisation of NaNoWriMo and rather than NaNo’s 50,000 words in a month, Script Frenzy’s aim is to write 100 pages of script every April. Sounds easy? If you’re anything like me, if you tell yourself you’re going to do something then you’ll do it. And I did. NaNoWriMo four times (2008-2011) and Script Frenzy once, in April 2010 (in my case notching up just over 15,000 words). Whilst I found it an interesting exercise, it’s not made me want to be a scriptwriter, although it has made me appreciate the work that goes into each film I watch, and sometimes I imagine it written as a script but then that’s the analyst in me. I liked the story I came out with so a little later I converted it into the beginning of a novel.

The rule is the same in both projects; you can plot as much as you like before the beginning of the month (November for NaNoWriMo and April for Script Frenzy) but you can’t start writing the actual story until the 1st then it’s pens down (or fingers off keyboard) as the month ends and while you’re doing it you can keep score online, chat to others doing the same thing and a lot of people meet up. I won’t be doing Script Frenzy this year but I may well use the time structure to do some serious editing word count to one of the four novels I have as yet unfinished (having forgotten about unrelated NaNoEdMo this month).

So, to Script Frenzy. The home page helpfully tells you that you (currently) have 19 days left before kick-off beneath which is a wonderful plot machine which can be used for any project, not just Script Frenzy. Below that are their latest two announcements then a short trailer promo video made by some of their Young Writers Programme participants. On the right is their donations monitor (it’s how the keep the whole thing running), a competition to win goodies including a playbill signed by the cast of the new Broadway comedy Seminar: Alan Rickman (Yes, the Alan Rickman!), Hamish Linklater, Lily Rabe, Hettienne Park, and Jerry O’Connell. Then there’s their latest two blog posts including one entitled ‘Robert McKee’s Sculpting the Shape of the Story’ then beneath that their Twitter feed which is almost constantly changing. At the bottom there is a link to What Is Script Frenzy which basically says what I’ve said here and includes the following rules:

  1. To be crowned an official Script Frenzy winner, you must write a script (or multiple scripts) of at least 100 total pages and verify this tally on ScriptFrenzy.org.
  2. You may write individually or with a partner. Writing teams will have a 100-page total goal for their co-written script or scripts.
  3. Scriptwriting may begin no earlier than 12:00:01 AM on April 1 and must cease no later than 11:59:59 PM on April 30, local time*.
  4. You may write screenplays, stage plays, web series, TV shows, short films, comic book and graphic novel scripts, adaptations of novels, or any other type of script your heart desires.
  5. You must, at some point, have ridiculous amounts of fun.

* They’re based in San Francisco, USA.

It’s completely free to do. Just go to the Script Frenzy website, sign up and set up your profile. If you know what you’re planning on writing you can put that in too. If you set your Home Region (it may have to be the nearest city) you can then find other people who are doing the same thing (thousands around the globe will be), you might find them in the forums, chart your progress, and there’s a great Frequently Asked Questions section – just click the option at the top. If you want to practice your languages you can even see it all in Dutch, French, German and Spanish. :) Don’t worry if you’ve never written a script before (most participants haven’t) their Writers’ Resources page is packed with templates and other goodies. Speaking of goodies, they also have a store. :)

Douglas Adams was quoted as saying “I love deadlines; I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by” but I find them invaluable as it’s so easy to let my writing slide. So, even if you don’t plan to write a script this April you could use the deadline for another project; 100 pages of prose, 100 lines of poetry (three or more poems, I guess), 100 lines of prose, 100 blog posts… whatever it is, it’ll be more than you would have done if you’d not put pen to paper or fingers to keyboard. And what do you when if you’ve written 100+ pages? The satisfaction of a job done (not necessarily ‘well done’; Script Frenzy and NaNoWriMo are all about quantity not quality, you can edit it later), and a participant’s virtual badge and certificate. Then the hard work begins. :)

If you would like to write a writing-related guest post for my blog then feel free to email me with an outline of what you would like to write about. If it’s writing-related then it’s highly likely I’d email back and say “yes please”.

The blog interviews return as normal tomorrow morning with poet and essayist Robbi Nester  – the two hundred and eighth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, autobiographers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me. You can also read / download my eBooks and free eShorts at Smashwords, Sony Reader Store, Barnes & Noble, iTunes Bookstore and Kobo. And I have a new forum at http://morgenbailey.freeforums.org.

 
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Posted by on March 13, 2012 in NaNoWriMo, scriptwriting, writing

 

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Podcast: Bailey’s Writing Tips ep.49 – scriptwriting

Episode 49 of the Bailey’s Writing Tips podcast went live today, Sunday 11th March, and I talked about scriptwriting and the forthcoming ScriptFrenzy.

Script Frenzy is the sister organisation of NaNoWriMo and rather than the 50,000 words in a month, Script Frenzy’s aim is to write 100 pages of script every April – I had a go in April 2010 and while I found it an interesting exercise, it’s not made me want to be a scriptwriter, although it has made me appreciate the work that goes into each film I watch, and sometimes I imagine it written as a script but then that’s the analyst in me! I liked the story I came out with so a little later I converted it into the beginning of a novel. The rule is the same in both projects; you can plot as much as you like before the beginning of the month (November for NaNoWriMo and April for Script Frenzy) but you can’t start writing the actual story until the 1st then it’s pens down (or fingers off keyboard) as the month ends and while you’re doing it you can keep score online, chat to others doing the same thing and a lot of people meet up. I won’t be doing Script Frenzy this year but I may well use the time structure to do some serious word count to one of the four novels I have as yet unfinished. Douglas Adams was quoted as saying “I love deadlines; I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by” but I find them invaluable as it’s so easy to let my writing slide.

The episode mentioned the following links:

Books on writing scripts include:

  • Robert McKee’s book ‘story’ provides help on ‘substance, structure, style and principles of screenwriting’;
  • Chris Curry’s ‘Writing for Soaps’ (a ‘writing handbooks’ book) – is packed with tips and sample scripts.
  • I’ve mentioned Teach Yourself’s books before and they publish a screenwriting book.
  • ‘The Screenwriting Workbook’ by Syd Field – exercises and step-by-step instructions.
  • James Ryan’s ‘Screenwriting from the heart’ – the technique of the character-driven screenplay.
  • Don Shiach’s ‘From Page to Performance’ – a study book for drama (Cambridge University Press).
  • ‘How not to write a screenplay’ by Denny Martin Flinn – 101 common mistakes most screenwriters make.
  • Penguins ‘Comedy Sketches’ includes Alan Bennett, Noel Coward, John Cleese, Stephen Fry/Hugh Laurie.
  • Ben Thompson’s ‘Sunshine on putty’ is a behind the scenes look at modern British Comedy.
  • Screenwriting for Dummies which like all the other Dummies books is very user friendly although if you want to write for TV you’ll be disappointed as it’s 95% designed for the big screen.
  • William Froug’s ‘Zen and the art of screenwriting’ and the follow-up, ‘Zen and the art of screenwriting 2’.
  • ‘Writing Dialogue’ by Tom Chiarella (published by Story Press).
  • Rib Davis’ ‘Writing Dialogue for Scripts: Effective Dialogue for Film, TV, Radio and Stage’ which has a link further down the page for Rib’s ‘Developing Characters for Scriptwriting’ – both are published by AC Black.

If you have any feedback or areas you’d like covered in the hints & tips podcasts, do email me at morgen@morgenbailey.com. In the meantime, thank you for downloading or clicking on this podcast and I look forward to bringing you the next episode next week which will be three Flash Fiction Fridays short stories.

You can read / download my eBooks and free eShorts at Smashwords, Sony Reader Store, Barnes & Noble, iTunes Bookstore and Kobo. And I have a new forum at http://morgenbailey.freeforums.org.

 
 

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Writing Groups – joining or running

Tonight’s ‘guest’ blog post, on the topic of writing groups, is brought to you by yours truly, Morgen Bailey.

As Lauren Bailey (no relation) said in her guest blog on Tuesday, every author should have a second opinion. No-one should submit or self-publish their own writing without having someone else, ideally another writer, at the very least a reader, hear or read it. I prefer the latter, especially when equipped with a red pen (not sure why but red holds a certain power), and those who have listened to (or been the subjects of) my ‘red pen’ podcasts will know that I’m firm but fair.

Unless you live with someone who can give that kind of feedback, the chances are that you’ll have to go further afield. And where better to start, if you live in the UK, than the National Association of Writers’ Groups (NAWG). Click on ‘Writing Group Directory’, pick your area of the country and find the nearest meeting to you. Before you leave the site, you might like to read one or two of their bi-monthly ‘Link’ magazines (I’ve been in a few :) ). It’ll give you a feel for what goes on in the groups. If you live in the US there’s a great list here, for Canada there’s a page of allsorts and South Australia click here (Google wasn’t very helpful with Europe – I guess it’s too big).

So you’re ready for your first meeting. You have pens (always advisable to have more than one) and paper, and perhaps something to read out, if you’re feeling brave.

You’re nervous. You’re bound to be. You’ve either never written anything before and you’re convinced that you’ll be no good, or you’re ready to go with your first ever creation and are convinced… you get the idea. Just remember that we were all learner drivers once (those of us who drive anyway).

The group will be kind to you, you can listen to others’ writing, and don’t be put off by that. If it’s good, the chances are they’ll have been writing for years and you’ll be just as good (if not better) with practice. And that’s what writing boils down to; learning as you go along and actually writing something. You can’t edit a blank page.

I run a group and belong to two others (one of which I chair), the other I (sort of) jointly lead. The latter, Northampton Literature Group’s Writing Circle (NLG), meets once a month (the first Tuesday night), the others fortnightly… strangely all 7.30pm to 9.30pm although we invariably overrun.

The ideal format

You naturally want a writing group to teach you something, you want to write and you want to hear others’ writing.

The fortnightly Thursday night group (Northampton Writers Group (NWG)) is predominantly critique only. We write on the spot occasionally but we usually take it in turns to read out our latest projects, with some of us making notes (some, me, more than others). The fortnights alternate between a specific topic (poetry, 10-minute play, flash fiction etc) and free manuscript, these usually being short stories, autobiography, novel extract and poetry. The monthly group is a mix of writing and reading homework, usually 500 words on a specific theme, with the Chair of the Group, Alan Bryan, leading the first half and me the second.

My writing group is split into two with a fortnightly critique-only and fortnightly writing workshop where I set three or four 10-15 minute exercises. Critique in the workshop session is minimal and the pieces, like the NLG, are meant to be starters to continue at home, then brought to the critique groups if desired.

Running your own group

If there’s no group near you (or you don’t like the ones that are!) and you know a few people who write or would like to write, you could always start your own. You don’t have to hire a hall – you could either run it at your house or take it in turns. I charge per person £1 for refreshments so I don’t make a profit (especially in winter when I have the heating turned up!) but it’s not about that, is it. It’s about sharing your work with others, helping them when you have something constructive to say, congratulating (and being congratulated) when something’s published, commiserated if you get nowhere in a writing competition, having a moan about an editor’s rejection of your characters and being there for each other. But most of all, it gets you in your seat and gets you writing!

Thank you… er, me! :)

When not at her day job (a sore point – she’s been trying to escape since October!), Morgen Bailey runs a (this) ticking-over nicely (about 200+ visitors a day) blog which, like her, is consumed by the topic of writing. She shares her house in Northampton, England with an 11-year-old Jack Russell / Cairn cross who is used to her waving her arms about (as she tests how her characters do something) or clapping when she’s written a particularly wonderful line. Best with deadlines, she loves projects like NaNoWriMo and StoryADay (producing three novels / four and a bit collections of short stories between them) because she’s like a dog with a clichéd bone… give her a challenge and she’ll do her damnedest to get it done… sometimes with just minutes to spare. She’s sold to Woman’s Weekly, rejected by them and others, accepted by NAWG for their ‘Link’ magazine and other online establishments, and has two $1.49 eBooks (a 31-story anthology and a writer’s block workbook) and free eShorts available via Smashwords, Sony Reader Store, Barnes & Noble, iTunes Bookstore and Kobo, but once the day job is dust she plans to edit her four and a bit novels, let her editor rip them apart, then head for Amazon KDP and a bread and water lifestyle that is (often) that of a writer… and she can think of nothing more thrilling. :) Oh, and she has a new forum at http://morgenbailey.freeforums.org.

If you would like to write a writing-related guest post for my blog then feel free to email me with an outline of what you would like to write about. If it’s writing-related then it’s highly likely I’d email back and say “yes please”.

The blog interviews return as normal tomorrow morning with poet and literary fiction author Serge Lecomte – the three hundred and third of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, autobiographers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

 
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Posted by on March 8, 2012 in writing

 

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Flash Fiction Friday 023: ‘You Are What You Don’t Eat’ by Joy V Smith

Welcome to Flash Fiction Friday and the twenty-third piece of flash fiction in this series. This week’s piece is a 981-worder entitled ‘You Are What You Don’t Eat’ by Joy V Smith.

“What a gustatory opportunity!”  Chef TexMex O’Brien unpacked his seasonings and cookware, stopping only to test the ship’s stoves and express his delight at being one of the Terran delegation.

Chef Gratinee Marengo, the French delegate, sniffed.  “Barbarians.  Worse than Americans, if you can believe what they say.”

Julienne Banbury from Yorkshire chided him.  “It’s our chance to show them what Terrans can do.  All those alien delegates here on Earth—well, above it actually.  They must think we have the potential to join the Galactic Alliance.”

Bradchen Kloesse looked up from his sauerbraten.  “I did a search for cooking and SF books on the web.   James White wrote about the challenges of cooking for other species.  Isaac Asimov wrote Good Taste; that’s about food based entirely on synthetics.  And of course, To Serve Man was a cookbook.

Marengo blanched.  “Synthetics!  Sacre bleu!”

“Blue cheese?  Do you have any to spare?  I need it for a dressing.”  Julienne had unpacked her equipment hours earlier.  She’d been the first of the five chefs to arrive.

Chow Fun Tso spread his selection of noodles on one of the counters.  “Is it true that they’re especially interested in our vegetarian dishes?  I understand that almost a quarter of the Galactic representatives are vegetarian.”

O’Brien picked up his clipboard.  “Out of twenty representatives (the crème de la crème, it says here), fourteen are omnivores, four are vegetarians, and two are carnivores.  We have one week to impress this mix with our food and creative ability.”

Marengo glared frostily at the list.   “I don’t think I brought enough truffles.”

***

Less than halfway through the week, the cooks had to order more supplies from Earth.  The Galactics had never uttered one word of praise, but they inhaled the food.  (Well, some did; most just ate it.)  When the shipment arrived, O’Brien and Kloesse went to the cargo hold of the space ship with a guide—a small vegetarian from Aebleskiver–to whip the new batch of ingredients to their kitchen.

The robots in the hold loaded the assorted boxes on a skimmer; the two men were to accompany it back to the kitchen.  Marengo had made them swear to stay with it.  He couldn’t leave his vichyssoise.

Just outside the hold, an alien accosted them.  He was the biggest of the visitors.  “Carnivore,” murmured O’Brien.  “T-bone Rex,” whispered Kloesse.  Their guide yipped and beat it.

“Hungry,” bellowed the alien.  His voice grated

“Then don’t delay us,” O’Brien told him.

The alien gave him a toothy smile.  “Eat now.”

Kloesse held his ground, but thought, He probably won’t even bother to shuck us.

O’Brien said, “We’re the cooks.  We’ve been preparing the food you eat (and I watched you guzzling it with gusto, you big meatball).  I’m sure you don’t mean you want to eat us.  We’re intelligent beings too.”

Kloesse hoped no one had ever mentioned dolphins and octopus to the aliens.

Then three other aliens arrived.  No one spoke, and the first carnivore snarled and moved away down the corridor.

***

“They didn’t even apologize,” said O’Brien back in the kitchen.  He was still mulling the incident over.

Julienne looked thoughtful.  “Sounds like a big bully.  Why would they let him run loose?  Something’s wrong.  Or they’re testing us.”  They resumed their cooking duties uneasily.

“Talk about feeling like a bowlful of jelly,” O’Brien said.  “It was the first time I thought about what al dente really means.”

Marengo scowled and simmered.

“Keith Laumer wrote about aliens making humans ride in garbage trucks and eat garbage,” added Kloesse.

***

At last the Galactic conference was almost over, and the chefs stood at the head of the long table in the dining hall.  They’d been invited here by a Glogg, one of the vegetarians, and then ignored.  At last O’Brien pounded on the table with his potato masher.  When he had their attention, he didn’t mince words.  “You asked us here; you haven’t complained about the food.  We didn’t expect to be coddled, but we wonder if you are ignorant or heedless of good manners.  If you don’t like our food, say so.  Or is it true that you cannot appreciate good food and that we might as well be slopping the hogs?”

“Pearls before swine!” Marengo snapped.  The disdain of a Frenchman needed no translation.  A few aliens stiffened.  One stood up.

“Forgive us,” the Pitter said.  “Only the importance of the conference could reduce the importance of your culinary gifts.  We have a gift for Earth, which your efforts have earned you.”

***

Two hours later the five chefs disembarked from the ship’s shuttle loaded with an assortment of presents from the cultures of the Galactic Alliance.  Marengo folded his fines herbs tightly to his chest.  “Such an aroma,” he breathed.

Julienne’s gifts included cookware made from an alien alloy.  “What flambees I can make with this,” she said, eying the steaming skillet, which she held tightly in the oven potholder.

Tso had a knife selection that would make Gingsu jealous.

Kloesse had a selection of vinegars that he planned to use to make sweet and sour dishes that would make people’s eyes glaze and saliva curdle.

O’Brien had a collection of condiments.  With the hot sauce, he could create a chili that’d burn a beard off.

“But what is the gift for earth?”  Tso spoke for them all.

***

Anadama, the Pitter and head cheese of the Galactic Alliance delegation, turned away from the closing door.  “To business,” he commanded.  The other delegates lined the corridor to let him pass and followed him to the kitchen.

The carnivore looked up at them and snarled.  A curt command from Pitter, and he turned back to his scrub pail.  “So, we are agreed.  Earth is on probation as a member.  The Foedselsdagskringle will return to their entry status until they learn how to serve their fellow creatures.  No sauce.”

Adjourned.

That was hilarious, thank you Joy. This story will be one of three in this Monday’s episode of Bailey’s Writing Tips podcast – read by yours truly. :) Then Joy will return here on Friday 30th March with her delightful story ‘Refugees in the cave’.

Joy was born on a farm in Wisconsin and still love barns and the smell of silage (“an acquired taste,” she says).  She lived in Boston after graduating from college, and is now back in Florida (not retired) where she spent some of her childhood.

After selling wildlife habitat in the country, she bought a foreclosure earlier this year and had to replace the kitchen, among other things. They’d even taken the kitchen sink! Thanks to NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month), which takes place each November, Joy’s now written three novels. Joy’s writing blog is http://pagadan.wordpress.com.

Big cheer for NaNoWriMo (done it / won it four times). :)

If you’d like to submit your 1,000-word max. stories for consideration for Flash Fiction Friday take a look here.

The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with sci-fi satire novelist and screenwriter Joe Velikovsky – the two hundred and ninetieth of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me. You can also read / download my eBooks and free eShorts at Smashwords.

 
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Posted by on February 24, 2012 in podcast, short stories, writing

 

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