Welcome to Post-weekend Poetry and the fourth poem in this new series. This week’s piece is entitled ‘The Lady on the Train’ by Ruth Holroyd.
Dear ‘Lady on the train’
I do hope we meet again
I have read your little letter
Did it make you feel better?
Why didn’t you stop and chat?
Now what do you say to that?
I bet your cunning little plan
Hinged on me NOT getting off at Amersham!
When writing such a missive
Thrust over so dismissive
Did you carefully consider
As you reached over to deliver?
How easy it would be to just
Get up, and on passing, thrust
Your carefully folded advice
Then dash off in a trice
So brave then you to carry on
To follow through and when you’d gone
To think of how your words sunk home
As I read your little tome
Now really I should thank you
Because if it wasn’t for you who
Flipped her lid and rashly wrote
A quite hilariously misguided quote
I would never have had so much fun
Scanning your note and when I’m done
Posting it on Facebook and Twitter
I hope you’re not at all bitter
You seem to be quite sad
Lonely and a little bit mad
All my friends found it amusing
Is it marbles you are losing?
Next time you catch the four thirty
Claim a good seat – then I arrive!
I do have some cunning little tips
To avoid writing more vicious quips…
Shall I tell you what I would have done
If such a wino had staggered on
Stinking like a brewery in the afternoon
Simply excused myself and gone!
To a different carriage, another seat
No weirdos there to meet
With an altogether better clientele
A nicer view, a sweeter smell
So here’s to you!
I’ll raise a glass (or two)
To the ‘Lady on the train’
<slurs>I think I might be drunk again…
I asked Ruth what prompted this piece and she said…
The inspiration behind this poem came from a real event. A woman actually gave me the letter here when we got off the train.
I could tell she was annoyed that I was speaking to a friend, you know you can sense these things, but I never imagined anyone could be driven to such lengths by anger!
Initially it upset me, I couldn’t get it out of my head. What an odd thing to do. Happily I managed to see the funny side and the poem sprung up from there.
I’m really interested in the consequences of actions, things said and done in the heat of the moment. We might not fully understand what is going in someone else’s life and what awful things our thoughtless actions or comments might lead to.
Thank you so much Ruth, I loved that, especially having commuted to (secondary) school from Amersham to Chalfont & Latimer (and back, obviously) for years. 🙂
Ruth works as a freelance copywriter and marketing communications professional in Buckinghamshire. She writes company case studies and copy edits brochures and websites. She also writes regular articles and features about living with allergies and food intolerances. Her allergy blog, www.whatallergy.com, was voted in the top 5 allergy blogs in the UK in 2011 and she is one of the guest judges at the Free From Food Awards 2012. You can read some more of her writing here.
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