Book review – for readers and writers – no.132: Iain Banks’ Crow Road

Today’s book review of a single short story is brought to you by yours truly, Morgen Bailey. If you’d like your book reviewed or to send me a book review of another author’s book, see book-reviews for the guidelines. Other options listed on opportunities-on-this-blog.

Being a writer and editor, I read and review books with both hats. If you’re a writer reading this review and found it useful, do let me know.

Iain Banks’ The Crow Road

Crow RoadSynopsis: From its bravura opening onwards, THE CROW ROAD is justly regarded as an outstanding contemporary novel. ‘It was the day my grandmother exploded. I sat in the crematorium, listening to my Uncle Hamish quietly snoring in harmony to Bach’s Mass in B Minor, and I reflected that it always seemed to be death that drew me back to Gallanach.’ Prentice McHoan has returned to the bosom of his complex but enduring Scottish family. Full of questions about the McHoan past, present and future, he is also deeply preoccupied: mainly with death, sex, drink, God and illegal substances…

Review (of the audiobook)

When writing in first person point of view, it’s harder to have lots of action and to avoid too much description. The first couple of chapters were full of reminiscing and while it was charming, I started losing interest but persevered. It’s Iain’s sixth book (the first was The Wasp Factory) so it’s not a novice’s mistake of easing us in with lots of backstory before the plot starts, usually in chapter three… chapter four in this case (where Prentice finds his uncle’s book’s notes, The Crow Road) but then it plodded on again and it’s only mentioned briefly on an doff until chapter fifteen when – I felt – the story really got going. As there were only eighteen chapters in the book, this was too late and the final four chapters are by far the best.

For me there was far too much detail; I didn’t need to know what Prentice’s love interest’s parents did with the car Verity had been born in, and how the world started (also described in Kate Atkinson’s Human Croquet).

Regular readers of my reviews will know I’m a stickler for character names and Prentice’s grandmother’s solicitor, Lawrence L Block, shares his name with an American author, perhaps an homage by Mr Banks. The other names are generally very distinctive and I especially like Mr Gibbons extending those he meets.

The novel’s packed with humour with phrases like ‘your father raises you to be an atheist and you go and find religion’, ‘Lloyd Cole city because she had perfect skin’, and the ‘tassel’ scene between brothers Rory and Ken, and when Prentice first has sex were brilliant.

Sadly it’s packed more with unnecessary description, family goings on (or rather not going) and my eyes glazed over so often I’ve given SafeStyle or Everest a run for their cliched money.

Speaking of cliches, despite Mr Banks being a clearly very skilled writer, there are few cliches including ‘inky black’, ‘a look like thunder’, ‘see the wood for the trees’ and ‘white as a sheet’. Adverbs were also present including ‘said sniffily’ (more than one of those as well as a ‘turned sniffily’), ‘said angrily’, ‘ploughed crunchingly’, ‘conspiratorially’, ‘strode purposefully’, and ‘laughed throatily’ where the __ly adverbs aren’t needed because of what the characters said. Surpluses include ‘shrugged his shoulders’ (how else do we shrug?).

Unless I missed something, Prentice bought a VW Beetle but then not long later talked about going up north in ‘the 2CV’. Next thing we know, he’s driving a VW Golf, although he did inherit some money in between. I confess that I zoned in and out – in true Walter Mitty fashion – at the slower points of the story.

This novel is very Adrian Mole and will appeals to Sue Townsend fans as it will those of Roddy Doyle who also writes about – Irish in Roddy’s case – his characters’ culture and The Crow Road did remind me of Roddy’s The Deportees which I reviewed back in October 2014. Readers in Irvine Welsh would also likely enjoy the book given the drug taking and swearing in it, albeit in far smaller proportions than Mr Welsh’s gritty tomes.

I only gave ‘The Deportees’ 3 out of 5 and this book would have earned less had it not been for the humour and fantastic narration by Peter Kenny (if you get to listed to the audio version, you’ll love the part where Prentice’s brother Lewis imitates a radio tuning).

Generally the characters are the most important aspect of a book and never more so in this case, in the absence of a solid plot. Sadly I didn’t warm to these characters and therefore the book (the film version was better but still not one I’d rush to watch again). Has it put me off reading another Iain Banks book? No, but I will stop if it doesn’t engage me more than this one.

I put a call out in Facebook asking my friends whether they’d read the book or seen the TV series and had a mixed response, with some disliking (or not having read) the book but enjoying the series.

It often happens that readers of a book are disappointed by the visual version because it didn’t live up to their expectations but this time, it was the other way round for me. It was written in 1992 so I’m sure that if Mr Banks was alive to re-write (or at least edit) it, he’d probably make many changes; as most of us writers would with our ‘old’ works.

Rating: 3 out of 5


Based in Northamptonshire, England, Morgen Bailey (“Morgen with an E”) is a freelance editor, online tutor, prolific blogger, 2015 Head Judge for the annual H.E. Bates Short Story Competition, Head Judge for the NLG Flash Fiction CompetitionRONE 2015 Judge, and teaches creative writing (and writing-related I.T.) for her local county council and online. She is also a freelance author of numerous ‘dark and light’ short stories, novels, articles, and very occasional dabbler of poetry. Like her, her blog,, is consumed by all things literary. She is also active on TwitterFacebook along with many others (listed on her blog’s Contact page) and has created five online writing groups. She also runs a free monthly 100-word writing competition where you can win her online creative writing courses!

Her debut novel is the chick lit eBook The Serial Dater’s Shopping List ($0.99 / £0.77) and she has nine others (mostly crime) in the works. She also has eight collections of short stories available (also $0.99 / £0.77 each) – detailed on

She also helps other authors with an inexpensive freelance editing and critiquing service (free 1,000-word sample), and welcomes, and actively helps to promote, guest authors on her blog – see opportunities.


If you would like to send me a book review, see book-reviews for the guidelines. Other options listed on opportunities-on-this-blog.

Related articles:

*** Breaking news! My online creative writing courses are currently just $1 or £1/$2. The offer ends today!! ***

You can subscribe to this blog on your Kindle / Kindle app via or Alternatively, you can sign up to receive these blog posts daily or weekly so you don’t miss anything (see right-hand vertical menu).

You can contact me and find me on the internet, view my books (including my debut novel The Serial Dater’s Shopping Listvarious short story collections and writer’s block workbooks) and If you like this blog, you can help me keep it running by donating. Thank you.

Morgen Bailey Cover montage 2I now run online courses – details on Courses – and for anyone looking for an editor, do take a look at Editing and Critique.

If you would like to send me a book review of another author’s books or like your book reviewed (short stories, contemporary crime / women’s novels or writing guides), see book-reviews for the guidelines. Other options listed on opportunities-on-this-blog. And I post writing exercises every weekday on four online writing groups.

We'd love you to leave a comment, thank you!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.