Sunday short short story: Most People by MorgEn Bailey

Posted every Sunday, the following piece of flash fiction is from Morgen’s larger short story collection (250 stories), Fifty 5pm Fictions Collection, available in eBook and paperback from Amazon  and Morgen’s online store where you can not only instantly download the collection but also purchase the paperback dedicated to you or as a present! We hope you enjoy this story…

Most People

“It’s their legs I don’t like.”

“Sorry?”

“Spiders.”

“What? Where?”

“Nowhere. I’m just saying.”

“Why are you just saying?”

“Just occurred to me, that that’s what I don’t like about spiders.”

“Don’t think many people do like them.”

“Some do.”

“Who?”

“I dunno. David Bellamy, David Attenborough, other Davids, I suppose.”

“Which is why you don’t like them.”

“Because of their legs.”

“No, because your name isn’t David.”

“Now you’re just being silly.”

“You started it.”

“It just seems a funny thing to say.”

“That I don’t like spiders.”

“It’s just a little odd, that’s all.”

“But you said most people…”

“I know but most people don’t work in a reptile house, do they?”

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