Author Spotlight no.139 – Valerie Laws

Complementing my daily blog interviews, today’s Author Spotlight, the one hundred and thirty-ninth, is of Valerie Laws.

Valerie Laws is a crime and comedy novelist, poet, performer, playwright and sci-art installation specialist. Her eleven published books include award-winning crime fiction (‘The Rotting Spot’) in paperback and as an indie kindle, and a comedy adult-YA cross-over e-book (‘Lydia Bennet’s Blog’), poetry (latest ‘All That Lives’, ‘CSI: Poetry’ of sex, death and pathology), drama…

In recent years she has been Writer in Residence at Gordon Pathology Museum, London and Kings College London Medical School, and at Newcastle University’s Institute for Ageing and Health, working with neuroscientists, dementia specialists, and pathologists on human specimens to study the science of dying and brain pathology.

She has written 12 commissioned plays for stage and BBC radio. Many prizes and awards include Wellcome Trust Arts Award, twice prizewinner in National Poetry competition, two Northern Writers Awards. Invents new forms of poetry, devising science-themed installations and commissions including the world-infamous Arts Council-funded QUANTUM SHEEP spray-painting random haiku onto live sheep, still widely published and publicised.

Her quantum haiku on inflatable beach balls featured in BBC2 TV’s Why Poetry Matters with Griff Rhys Jones, later live at Royal Festival Hall. Poetry audio-visual installations which move and change to reflect their subjects have featured in public exhibitions in London, Newcastle and Berlin, and her computer-controlled illuminated embedded haiku WINDOW OF ART is in St Thomas Hospital, London. Many other residencies, including in Egypt; newly at Dilston Physic Garden, Northumberland. She performs her work live at festivals and events and in the media worldwide.

And now from the author herself:

My latest book is my comedy e-book, my first as an indie author. It’s hard to pin down the genre, but if I say ‘Lydia Bennet’s Blog’ is Pride and Prejudice told in the voice of the youngest Bennet sister, the outrageous and shameless hussy Lydia, but in modern teen language with Georgian derivations, it will give you an idea! It’s not just a retelling from her point of view, for in my book Lydia is a lot cleverer and more ruthless than the others think, pulling the strings behind the scenes, and a lot goes on that Darcy, Lizzy, and even Jane Austen knew nothing about. It’s in the form of a blog so it’s a bit like Adrian Mole crossed with a younger Bridget Jones in Georgian times. The book idea just sprang into my head – I’ve always felt she gets a raw deal in the original book and I wanted to tell her story and for her to win! I like to cheer on underdogs! But I wanted her to stay shameless and full of herself. She is truly a modern teenager as Austen wrote her.

I’ve written ten books published in paperback by publishers – then my publisher let me put ‘The Rotting Spot’ on Kindle myself, cue learning all about formatting! Then I got an agent for ‘Lydia Bennet’s Blog’ but he couldn’t get me a publisher. They are wary of anything genre-busting, and also were wary of my heroine dissing the sacred Mr Darcy! So I put the book out on kindle and Smashwords, and it’s had great five-star reviews from writers like Linda Gillard, Catherine Czerkawska and Paul Magrs.

You’ll see a strong science thread running through my work, including physics, bio-medical science, pathology, and also comedy. I like to write in celebration, sometimes of things like skulls, and brains, and dead babies in jars, and the lives of people unsung by history. I like to give a voice to people and things both real and imagined. I like to know how, why, things work or happen. My Residencies in dissection, pathology and brains were my response to witnessing the deaths of both of my parents. I wanted to know what was happening inside when someone dies. This sense of exploration and wonder at human anatomy is in my poetry but also in my crime fiction – my first crime novel, ‘The Rotting Spot’, has a skull-collecting theme and forensic interests. It also has a sparky female homeopath protagonist, a sexy fit Detective Inspector who fancies and dislikes her, and family secrets in a sea-washed location.

But I also like to write comedy, I write funny poems about post-divorce dating and sex, my crime fiction has dark comedy in it especially in the dialogue, and my plays, mostly about local historical characters, combines moving tragedy with comedy. Sex and death, comedy and tragedy, laughter and tears, they are what life is about and I write about both sides of life!

Ah, I met Paul Magrs at booQfest in September. A really nice guy. You can find more about Valerie and her writing via…

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The blog interviews will return as normal tomorrow with crime novelist Mike Walters – the five hundred and sixty-second of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, bloggers, biographers, agents, publishers and more. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further. And I enjoy hearing from readers of my blog; do either leave a comment on the relevant interview (the interviewees love to hear from you too!) and / or email me.

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St Hilda’s Oxford Crime & Humour Writers Conference Aug 2012 (part 1)

I spent yesterday and today at the St Hilda’s College, University of Oxford 19th (so I’ve missed 18 of them!) Crime Writers’ Conference, this year on the topic of humour in crime writing… crime and humour being my two favourite genres to write and read.

When my editor, Rachel, emailed me the details a few weeks ago I opened the attachment and smiled because not only was it a perfect topic but the final day fell on my 40-something <coughs> birthday I couldn’t resist (I wouldn’t have done anyway).

I had all good intentions of bringing you tonight the notes I created throughout the two days but they have more holes than Emmental so I shall work on them over the next few days and post them when there’s a gap (possibly as a 5a.m. flash after the series of Submission info.s have finished, so next Saturday morning)… which also gives me time to catch up with my 151 emails jumping up and down in my Inbox saying “pick me”.

So, as a taster, here’s the agenda for the weekend…

“Stop, you’re killing me” – humour in Crime Fiction!!

Marcia Talley: Comic Relief Or, What’s So Funny About Murder

Alan Bradley: The Undertaker’s Jest Book Or, I Want Some Red Roses for a Blue Lady

Barry Forshaw: Dark Laughter Hitchcock and his Writers

L.C. Tyler: Mayhem Magna the World of Colin Watson

Natasha Cooper: When You Stop Laughing, It’s Not a Bad Novel

Chris Ewan: Assembling the Team, Some Thoughts on Comic Caper Novels and the Gentleman Thief

Ruth Dudley Edwards: Sacred Cows are for Slaughtering

Val McDermid: What’s So Funny About Peace, Love and Understanding?

Simon Brett: (After-Dinner Speaker)

Meeting with Sisters in Crime

Peter Lovesey: ‘Amazed Enquiry Sat on her Face’ and Other Embarrassments in Crime Fiction

Gillian Linscott: My Funny Friend the Comic Role of the Side-Kick

Ann Cleeves: Lost in Translation: Does Humour Travel.

As you can see, a great line-up! 🙂

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Author interview no.401 with non-fiction writer Kim Dalferes

Welcome to the four hundred and first of my blog interviews with novelists, poets, short story authors, biographers, agents, publishers and more. Today’s is with non-fiction author Kim Dalferes. A list of interviewees (blogged and scheduled) can be found here. If you like what you read, please do go and investigate further.

Morgen: Hello, Kim. Please tell us something about yourself, where you’re based, and how you came to be a writer.

Kim: I came to be a writer, in part, because of my nana’s apple pie recipe.  Nana made the best apple pies, but she never wrote down the recipe.  Now she’s gone and no one in the family has been able to recreate her masterpiece.  I came to realize that if I want my side of any story to be remembered, I better put it in writing.  I’m based in Virginia and I’ve lived here for seventeen years. However, I consider myself a native Floridian, having lived the first 30 years of my life in Florida.

Morgen: That’s a new one – becoming a writer because of a recipe… I love it. 🙂 And Florida, how lovely, all that sun we Brits are missing at the moment. I heard on the radio this morning that our summer will start in September… just as the school’s go back! What genre do you generally write and have you considered other genres?

Kim: I’m a non-fiction writer, mostly essays.  I’ve done technical writing in my professional field (criminal and juvenile justice) for over twenty years.  It’s just in the past four years that I’ve branched out a bit into essays and stories.

Morgen: What have you had published to-date? Do you write under a pseudonym?

Kim: My first book; I Was In Love With A Short Man Once (Friesen Press) was published in November 2011.  I’ve also had stories published in online literary magazines such as Hippocampus Magazine and Marco Polo Arts Magazine.

I do not write under a pseudonym.  However, you will see a few references to my nickname: Kimba.

Morgen: I have. 🙂 Have you had any rejections? If so, how do you deal with them?

Kim: Oh, tons!  At first, when they started rolling in, it was very deflating.  But after awhile I’ve come to find that rejections can be very useful.  I’ve looked back over rejections from a few years ago and they were right (!); with a little perspective I can see where I needed to improve my writing and my voice.

Morgen: Second opinions are vital aren’t they, a shame when they have to come in that form but as you say, they help us grow. Have you won or been shortlisted in any competitions?

Kim: My story for Hippocampus Magazine was voted most memorable by the readers for June 2011.  That was a nice ego boost.

Morgen: I bet. 🙂 Do you have an agent? Do you think they’re vital to an author’s success?

Kim: I would love to work with an agent.  But, so far I haven’t connected with the right person.  I do think that agents can vastly improve a writer’s chances of working with a top-notch publisher, especially for the new writers out there, the publishing industry can seem very daunting.  That being said, there are also some great Self-Publishing or Print-On-Demand companies out there who can help you navigate the terrain.  I work with Friesen Press and they have been just terrific.

Morgen: Are your books available as eBooks?

Kim: Yes, I Was In Love With A Short Man Once is available both as an e-book and as a Kindle download.

Morgen: How much of the marketing do you do for your published works or indeed for yourself as a ‘brand’?

Kim: Any author these days has to be willing to self-promote and market.  Even if you have a great agent and an amazing publisher, you have to be willing to put yourself out there: book signings and readings and radio interviews, etc.  People want to connect with the writer, so it can’t just be about selling books.

I’m considering some product development and branding to go along with the book: bumper stickers, buttons, magnets, etc.  I’ve received some great feedback for a few key catch phrases.  We’ll see how that goes; I think it would be kind of fun if one of the funny phrases from the book ended up on people’s cars!

Morgen: Absolutely. I’d have one. 🙂 Do you have a favourite of your books or characters? If any of your books were made into films, who would you have as the leading actor/s?

Kim: What a fun question!

Morgen: Thank you. 🙂

Kim: Since I Was In Love With a Short Man Once is an essay collection that is written in a memoir style, it would be a bit narcissistic to say I was my own favourite character!  However, I do have favourite essays or book chapters.  I love Naked In a Hot Tub In Vegas because it highlights the fun I have with my favourite gal pals.  Rubberbands describes my wonderful husband; so that is also a favourite.  And, Zamboni is a story about my son and all-time favourite subject Jimmy, so that story would have to be included on my all-stars list.   As for who would play me in the movie, I think Allison Janney would be a perfect fit.

Morgen: West Wing fans will know her well. Did you have any say in the title / covers of your book? How important do you think they are?

Kim: A wonderful cover designer, Colin Parks, designed the cover of I Was In Love With a Short Man Once, and he did a remarkable job of creating something that was whimsical and funny, without crossing over into too-cute territory.  As for the title, it’s a very integral part of the book, and you have to read the final chapter of the book – PS, What’s the Deal With the Title? – to fully understand its true meaning.

Morgen: Intriguing… What are you working on at the moment / next?

Kim: I’m currently working on my second book, tentatively titled Magic Power Fishing Panties, the Continuing Tales of a Crazy Southern Irish Gal.  Any agents out there; I would love to talk to you about this next book! 🙂

Morgen: Let’s hope they’re reading this. Do you manage to write every day? Do you ever suffer from writer’s block?

Kim: I do manage to write most days, either for my blog, or stories for the second book, or freelancing for other publications.  I also have my day job to keep up with, which requires more technical in-field writing. I don’t seem to often suffer from writer’s block; it’s more just a lack of time.

Morgen: Oh yes, I know that feeling (she says with 192 emails waiting for my attention). Do you plot your stories or do you just get an idea and run with it?

Kim: I outline stories on my Blackberry at very weird moments.  I’m working on one right now that is based on the notes I wrote on my Facebook status while I was trapped on a city bus for five hours during last year’s blizzard.  I had been working all day as a facilitator for a client meeting in DC and then, afterwards, I was trying to get back home to Fairfax.  I found myself surrounded by strangers in just the most surreal situation.

Morgen: Wow. Do you have a method for creating your characters and their names?

Kim: I actually have to sometimes change the names of those in my stories to protect the innocent (and the sober!).

Morgen: 🙂 Do you write any poetry or short stories?

Kim: I would love to try fiction, but I’m just not that talented.

Morgen: Ah, how do you know? A German friend once said she couldn’t but I said that I love the not knowing what’s going to come out so maybe you could try. It’s all about practice and you write a lot anyway… I’d say the 5-hour bus blizzard would be a great place to start. 🙂 Do you do a lot of editing or do you find that as time goes on your writing is more fully-formed?

Kim: I’ve found that this method works best for me: outline, write, re-write, self-edit, walk away for at least a day, and then have someone else edit.  I do find that as I progress more as a writer I need less copyediting and more content editing.

Morgen: Good plan. Do you have to do much research?

Kim: I have to do more research than you would expect.  For example, for I Was In Love With a Short Man Once I had to research things such as the exact wording and word count of the Preamble (fifty-two words, by the way) and the legislation that created the Free Lunch Program.

Morgen: 🙂 What point of view do you find most to your liking?

Kim: Most of my writing is in first person.

Morgen: What’s your favourite / least favourite aspect of your writing life? Has anything surprised you?

Kim: Favourite: when a total stranger – someone not obligated to me by blood, marriage, or friendship – contacts me and tells me that they love my writing or it inspired them to do something.  Least favourite: thinking a piece is completely finished, and then finding a minor typo like a misplaced period outside of a quotation mark.

Morgen: I’d agree with your favourite, although it’s right up there with the aforementioned creating something out of nothing. What advice would you give aspiring writers?

Kim: If possible, write for yourself.  I know it is a bit of a cliché, but if it’s an important subject for you, the story will write itself.  Oh, and secure yourself a good copyeditor – they are worth their weight in gold.

Morgen: You have to be happy with what you write – if you’re not then readers likely won’t be either. If you could invite three people from any era to dinner, who would you choose and what would you cook (or hide the takeaway containers)?

Kim: Erma Bombeck, Chelsey Handler, and Mae West (did you know that Mae West was a playwright?).  I would serve fabulous, decadent desserts and lots of wine.

Morgen: I didn’t know that about Mae. She was a very clever lady. Is there a word, phrase or quote you like?

Kim: Erma Bombeck is my personal hero.  Here are her words to live and write by: “Hook ’em with the lead. Hold ’em with laughter. Exit with a quip they won’t forget.” 

Morgen: I love that. 🙂 What do you do when you’re not writing?

Kim: My day job is that I work as a criminal and juvenile justice public policy consultant.  I am also a crazed Estate Sale Addict.  Drives my husband nuts – he equates it to scavenging through dead people’s trash.  I love the hunt for a bargain and a treasure.

Morgen: We have car boot sales over here. I used to go every Sunday (sometimes to three or more in a morning) but less so this year. Are there any writing-related websites and/or books that you find useful?

Kim: Friesen Press has a terrific blog – The Fearless Self Publisher – where they offer great advice to writers. I also love the website of Duolit and I highly recommend following them on Twitter – they offer great advice and tips.  I also find myself re-tweeting quite a bit of the information from Elizabeth Craig. Writers Digest chose this site as one of the “101 Best Websites for Writers” in 2011.

Morgen: Are you on any forums or networking sites? If so, how valuable do you find them?

Kim: I find forums very valuable and I’m involved in quite a few through both LinkedIn and Writer’s Digest Community.

Morgen: I didn’t know Writer’s Digest had a community. LinkedIn is brilliant and came to my rescue when I was getting low on interviewees (hence the 192 emails and booking into January 2013!). Where can we find out about you and your work?

Kim: My website is www.kimdalferes.com and it provides a lot of useful information including upcoming events, a synopsis of my book and where it can be purchased, my blog, an About the Author, and a few other fun items such as an Author’s FAQ and Questions for Book Clubs.  From my website you can also contact me and follow me on Face Book and Twitter.  I also just added a Pinterest icon so you can “pin” I Was In Love With a Short Man Once to your boards.  If you’re not on Pinterest, go check it out – it is crazy addictive!

Morgen: I’m not and interviewee Phyllis Zimbler Miller guest blogged for me so I’m certainly going to. 🙂 Is there anything else you’d like to mention?

Kim: Just that, in addition to my husband and son, the stories in my book were inspired by my girlfriends. All women need “get-out-of-jail” girlfriends.  The type of women who will bail you out of jail, no questions asked, or be sitting right next to you in the cell.  My get-out-of- jail girlfriends are my soul mates and my source of power.  I also recommend that in addition to surrounding yourself with gal pals, every woman should own at least one red coat.  You put on a pair of boots and a red coat and you can rule the world.

Morgen: What a wonderful image. I do indeed own a red coat so I’ll have to dig out some boots next time I wear it. Thank you, Kimba.

Kimberly “Kimba” J. Dalferes is a native Floridian, but has spent the past sixteen years pretending to be a Virginian. She is a bit worried that much of her current writing focuses on public transportation and she has no rational explanation as to why this is true. Her accomplishments have included successfully threading a sewing bobbin, landing a 35 pound Alaskan King salmon, and scoring a Chinese vase at an estate sale for $1. She recently discovered that she might be related to Princess Margaret Tudor, the sister of King Henry the VIII (on her mama’s side). A proud Florida State University graduate, she often sings the Seminole fight song out loud for no reason other than she still remembers all the words. She currently lives, works, and writes in Fairfax, Virginia with her husband Greg, dog Taz, and occasionally her son Jimmy, when he is home from college.

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